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She massaged my boobs!

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fannyanddick · 19/12/2017 19:18

Had a massage at reputable place. Been there lots before. 1/2 massage and she massages by chest for a small part of it. Say one minute or maybe less. Is this normal? I mean I guess it is part of my body, and a full body massage....? Would they do a man's chest?

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fannyanddick · 19/12/2017 20:33

Glad lots of other people have experienced this. It must be a thing. Phew.

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fannyanddick · 19/12/2017 20:35

Plus it wasn't just around that area but right over.

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RadicalFern · 19/12/2017 20:36

Yes I think it’s normal - all my massages in China (used to live there) had a bit like this when I was on my back. Sometimes they checked, sometimes not, and it was a bit of a shock the first time. And the time I went with a friend we did had a terrible attack of the giggles...

MoistCantaloupe · 19/12/2017 20:39

I had a full body massage in Greece, and she actually asked me before hand if I wanted the area massaged or avoided. I told her to go for it! So yes, is normal.

WillowWept · 19/12/2017 20:42

It's really common in Asia and parts of Europe to massage the breasts.

However most European based practitioners will ask if you want it done IME

thatcunningstunt · 19/12/2017 20:45

This has to be wank fodder, surely?

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Janetjanetjanet · 19/12/2017 20:49

Er, ya reckon?

Janetjanetjanet · 19/12/2017 20:50

Nice username op

HemanOrSheRa · 19/12/2017 20:51

Ooh I had a full body massage in Greece Moist. No booby massage but (I know this makes me sound weird) when she was massaging the front of my legs, she bent my leg at the knee and 'anchored' it steady by placing her lovely soft buttock on my foot. Honestly, it felt so lovely and comforting that I started to cry leaky tears. I felt rotten at the time - my Dad had died and I'd been so ill afterwards. It just felt lovely.

Beakyplinders · 19/12/2017 20:53

I trained and worked as a beauty therapist years ago, boob massage is a real thing although much more common overseas.

fannyanddick · 19/12/2017 20:58

Oh good, thanks you mumsnet. I feel much reassured. Not why it should matter really but it does seem to somehow.

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TDHManchester · 19/12/2017 21:03

There seems to be a surge in so called Thai massage establishments. A quick google reveals that quite a few, when providing a legit massage for men, will also wank them off.

fannyanddick · 19/12/2017 21:04

I really don't think this place is like that though. Lots of women go, you have to book ahead. It's just not a seedy venue.

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donquixotedelamancha · 19/12/2017 21:04

Things I can't believe about this thread:

  1. That people are replying 'yep, that seems fine to me'.
  2. That the OP appears to have a genuine history of posting on MN and this isn't just someone looking for a cheap thrill.

@fannyanddick. Do you mean massaging the muscles of the chest just below the clavicles or do you mean grabbing boobies and wobbling them around whilst making honking noises?

donquixotedelamancha · 19/12/2017 21:06

There seems to be a surge in so called Thai massage establishments. A quick google reveals that quite a few, when providing a legit massage for men, will also wank them off.

I'm not sure the phrase 'legit massage' means what you think it means.

fannyanddick · 19/12/2017 21:08

It did happen! If you want details! It wasn't wobbling and wasn't just below the collar bones and above the breasts. It was like long, fairly firm, circular massage movements from collar bone to tummy and then back around. Just maybe 4 circles then moved on.

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TheNaze73 · 19/12/2017 21:11

Had a massage at reputable place

That old chestnut

YetAnotherHelenMumsnet · 19/12/2017 21:13

Hi everyone,
Not only HAS THIS ACTUALLY HAPPENED TO ME in a legit massage but also the poster has been with us a good while, so we don't have any massive concerns about this thread.

MysweetAudrina · 19/12/2017 21:15

I get a thai massage every month. Before I found the place I currently go to which do a full body massage but never my boobs, I went to a different place. Went i came out i phoned my husband to tell him I wasn't sure if I had been unfaithful. Full boob massage and a bit too close to my fandango for comfort.

ElizabethLemon · 19/12/2017 21:16

@honeylulu and she tips him!

TDHManchester · 19/12/2017 21:19

Would anyone recommend the undoubted benefits of Thai massage for their partner/husband?

SmileEachDay · 19/12/2017 21:20

😂😂😂 @HelenMN

SunnySkiesSleepsintheMorning · 19/12/2017 21:21

To be fair, legit and long standing posters can and do make up stuff.

fannyanddick · 19/12/2017 21:21

I've been reported Shock. I am real normal person, I did nothing to precipitate this afternoon's goings on.

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