Aibu to disown dd if she responds to one more of my questions with "Nah mate".

[calamityjam]

Seriously, teach me to speak roadman so I can embarrass my 14 year old dd

They still do back to front? That was around 15 years ago when I first came here and was immersed with students!

I haven't read the whole thread so I'm not sure if it's been brought up, but can somebody enlighten me on what 'mandem' means? (No idea if I've spelled it correctly)

My DS describes something good (eg food) as peng, dank or fire.

Bad things are slack, peak or dark.

Mandem is your crew or your mates see also gyaldem female version.

Mandem is your crew or your mates see also gyaldem female version.

Mandem is your crew or your mates see also gyaldem female version.

To DD’s friends ‘Peng’ means ‘fit’ or ‘attractive’

To ‘bang’ someone means to have a fight with them! awkward!

I responded to my DD's whatsapps today with this stuff. I say whatsapps, but they were about half the usual number because she was clearly so flabbergasted to go on as much as she usually does. "Peng, innit homeslice" bought me complete stunned silence for hours

This makes me laugh

One of my younger patients told me I was "well sic" the other day and I took it as a compliment.

I found my people!
I mean... wassup! Where you at ma g's!

My DS is at football and he's so gonna get slayed wiv ma new sic wordz wen is bak in the crib fools

Innit fam is my favourite

They are constantly screeching such tings at each other on the PS4, things like 'hackers', which is suspect is supposed to mean they suspect the other player is in fact a hacker and are cheating the game when in actual fact they are just better and are winning.

So they are just bare sore losers

Also 'triggered' is oft bandied about! Wtf is that all about?

I thought homeslice came from bredrin ?

Don’t be bate

Bun that

I love street jive

I find threatening to use the word "lit" in public brings the little darlings to heel very quickly. Also dabbing, but that is truly beyond the pale

You've inspired me, I just tried 'sup blud on my rural born DDs. Reaction:

8yo
3yo
5yo "where mummy where's the blood, why is there blood??? My thumb was bleeding and my teacher doesn't have plasters, can I have a plaster mummy. I'm worried mummy can I have a plaster??

Wish I'd never read the damn thread fam.

How can I drop halal ting into a conversation? I tried googling but only got a restaurant in the Shard called Ting which serves halal meals!

‘Take the L’ is another one

I'm pretty unimpressed by the yoof of today, reading these. They haven't changed since I was teaching in Hackney 16 years ago. "Nah, 'low it Miss-man, dat's long, innit doh." "Nah, ain't coming detention, miss-man, man got bizness." And ting innit tho, blud.

Homeslice is a new one on me. Good one kids!

I have to admit, I started using "innit tho" as a joke years ago, and now it's a habit I can't shake.

You can just replace the word 'allow' with 'halal' Soup. I think . You don't need to wait to use ting as well .

Bearing in mind that 'allow' means 'leave it' in yoof speak. As in 'Nah blud. Allow it'.

My dcs refer to my 83 year old mother as gee-ma or the G-meister.

You could use some New Zealand slangon her of you like.
Next time she asks you a question and the answer is no, say "aw yeah nah." Basically your acknowledging the question with "aw yeah", then saying no with "nah". If you want to go the next level up just add a bro on the end.

So, if I want my personal teen to stop something I have to use halal ting because that means allow which means stop...? 😂

Lit bruv

I foresee an increase in the numbers of confused teens of MNers over the next few hours...

Gingernut, I have been completely puzzled over my 14yo apparently saying wagwan. I still am but at least I know how it’s spelt!