Aibu to disown dd if she responds to one more of my questions with "Nah mate".

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Seriously, teach me to speak roadman so I can embarrass my 14 year old dd

Chat shit get banged yeah?

I work with yoofs and love embarrassing them by using their slang.

I’m a Londoner. And i remember some slang from growing up don’t really remember using much of it though.

Home slice has made me giggle as has the whole thread tbh.

Wtf is homeslice?

Google seems to imply it means someone who's like a slice of home (so, um comforting? Familiar?). There may be other less complimentary meanings but I'm taking this one.

Although if you go with the Greggs option it could mean hot, tasty and with a little bit of spice. Which would be wholly inappropriate in a son to mother conversation.

Sarf Lundn here too. Although I am the only one in the famalam with the accent.

Watch Phone Shop for authentic South London breeze chat.

I love Homeslice, can't stop laughing at that one

Ha ha! I've had "Slide me, homeslice!" for DS which by the proffered hand meant he wanted a hand slap from his mum.

"Slide me homeslice!" Lololol. I may try that with DS2 when he gets home from school.

I'm going to use homeslice in every other sentence from now on. I love it. Bring me some more me gyaldem

Famalam, I swear down, calm, bare, g, IKR, I ain't gonna lie are popular phrases here. Must be said in a Sarf London accent even though it's not London.

Shove the Ali G movie on and prove that we were chatting this shit while dey was a twinkle in da homeslice's eye! 😃

My DD and her friends are the opposite...they steal MY words! Mintage and Benk to name but two!

We live in Manchester. DS1 says these things in a weird accent that swings between exaggerated Manc and... something I can't even actually describe. It's all very contrived, anyway.

Homeslice?? Never heard that one.

I love talking roadman to my silly DS.

Ending a phonecall is a good opportunity to try out roadman parlance. It used to be 'PEACE' in a really deep voice, now it's 'Safe safe'. But I like to go 'Safe safe. Safe safe safe. Safe safe safe safe. Safe.'

At the moment I'm practising Big Shaq's phone sign off from the Man's Not Hot video, 'Skrrrrrr POP POP'. Was tempted to try it out this morning when I ended a call to the GP receptionist.

We’re in south London and my DC go to a very multicultural school (over 50% Afro-Caribbean). “Creps” confused me for over a year but I now know they’re shoes (“sick creps bled”). We also have lit/gassed/ends/yeah boi (pronounced in a certain way). Peng has died a bit. I discovered that “allow it” actually means stop!! Sick’s managed to survive for at least 10 years - I remember now 18 year old DS coming home aged about 7 telling me that sick was a good thing. “Innit” “fam” “gassed” and “g” have also been around for what feels like foreverrrr.

Also, I’m still not sure what the context of “yeet” is. Starting to think it’s just random...

DD15 does the 'allow it' while banging the side of her hand on her other palm.... I have to just walk away!

Wait, allow it means stop? Mind boggling. I've been getting that wrong for months thinking dd meant carry on!

I love the slang it's hilarious! My favourites are "Bun off" it's a polite way to say piss off! Feet are "Cheds" fam and famalan feature regularly!

This thread is an education. I'm old.
14 year old due home from school shortly. He's a fan of saying "alright, fam?" in a jokey way. I need some witty comebacks.
Crying at where you at, homeslice. Love it

Around here I have noticed da yoot answer their phones saying "Yes G". Apparently that means " Hello my good friend".

Hello fellow breadwins! ()

Lately I've been hearing "mans not hot".

Not a fucking clue what it means, but could it be of use?

Mans not hot is a song

2+2 makes 4 minus 1 that’s 3 quick maths etc

Mans not hot is a song

My ds has been singing this

Bare sick beats fam

Man's Not Hot makes me laugh. I have no idea of the song is serious or not!