Aibu to disown dd if she responds to one more of my questions with "Nah mate".

[calamityjam]

Seriously, teach me to speak roadman so I can embarrass my 14 year old dd

On Fleek comes from En Flique doesn't it? French for to manage or to police....or something.

My girl said take off your jacket, I said nahhh, man's not hot

2 plus 2 is 4 minus 1 is 3 QUICK MATHS my dd says that line all the friggin time

Its south London/ grime scene in origin im pretty sure.

YY. Growing up in south London, lots of people spoke like this. I find it very funny that it's still going 20-odd years later, and has spread across the country.

DH and his siblings (also south Londoners) still occasionally speak to each other like this. It's going to be very funny if and when our DC adopt it 😁