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Pls settle conundrum between me and friend : how rare is this man?

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cdvegan2023 · 26/11/2017 08:49

This man:

  • is anywhere from 30 to 55 yo
  • has his own house, no share or living with parents
  • good job, makes at least 50% or more above average income (at least for his area)
  • is 6' at least (though slightly less is OK)
  • has all his hair and teeth
  • is at least somewhat attractive and keeps fit
  • is not abusive, violent etc
  • doesn't gamble, smoke, do drugs or drink too much
  • is great in bed (also no pencil dick)
  • is intelligent, funny and fun to be around
OP posts:
ConfusedLivingDoll · 26/11/2017 14:42

Testosterone levels make most men lose hair before they are 55. The same stuff that makes them... You know... Men?!

bumblingbovine49 · 26/11/2017 14:43

Oh and DH is funny (still makes me laugh after 18 years together), fearsomely intelligent (as in just way way above average) as well as kind and loving as well as a way better parent than I am.

MissWilmottsGhost · 26/11/2017 15:10

I guess you are single and likely to stay that way for some time Grin

Personally my list went
Single
Faithful
Kind
Fun
Good shag (knob size not important)
Has a decent job but is not an ultra ambitious workaholic type
Not into football (I really hate football)

Your list would have ruled out lovely DH just for being a short arse.

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