Songs ruined by misheard lyrics?

[TillyMint81]

My husband is a bugger for changing lyrics to songs.
Most recently it was the Rag n Bone Mans 'Human' that he ruined for me.
He changed to words to 'I'm in a human casserole' instead of 'I'm only human, after all'
Before that it was the song that goes 'ciao, adios, I'm done' which became 'shower de horse, I'm done'
Now when I hear them I can't hear the originals!
What songs have been ruined for you?

I was convinced for years that it was "Had my first real sex dream" instead of "Had my first real six string" in the song "Summer of 69"

I was gently corrected LAST MONTH that it was six string.

Ruined it.

"Fart on your body I came alive!" from Ariana Grande

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Yes yes to “catch fish”!! 😖

am loving this, two from me;
used to think forever in blue jeans was the Reverend Blue jeans and 'good king wenceleslas looked out' was 'good king wenceless last looked out' and always wondered what happened after he looked out that meant it was the last time he got to do it

Crunched we sing 🎶 now my bum cheeks smell like you 🎶 to that line

The new maroon 5 song. No idea what the lyrics are but I swear he sings "do do do do dooo build a shed for you"

Another was when my dd asked if I was singing "your swede smells lovely" instead of "your sweet sweet lovin"

Bill Oddie, Bill Oddie, Rub your hands all over my body..
Erotic by Madonna

Oh my gosh carols, I thought it was that til 22.05 when you posted! I'm 46! Are you sure it isn't?? He last looked out on the feast of Stephen...

My world is rocked

Spidey66 Madonna is always singing about other people, in Ray of light - 'Anna Friel, Anna Friel, like I can't come home, Anna Friel'

spidey 😂😂😂😂

ah schmoo, you have made my day, someone else who thought it too, dh looked at me like I was loopy when he realised I sang that...

Florence and the machine- your giving me sexy elephants (such sweet loving)

Crying at Spidey66 😂. Papa don't preach... For ages I thought it was Babbadon Beach. Assumed it was somewhere in Wales...

You run around run around throwing that turtle on my knee.

I thought that was the lyric until I realised it was, 'throw that dirt all on my name'

I only ever hear "We're giving love in a Femidom" in Sister Sledge's "We Are Family".

But then I did work a very long time ago for the company that made the machines to make Femidoms, so perhaps I have them on the mind (if not anywhere else, thanks.)

Mr brightside.

I honestly thought it said "open up my eagle eyes" (not taking into accounts how small eagle eyes are) - instead of eager eyes ☹️

I like eagle better 😂

Oh, I just died in your arms tonight. Must have been some kind of cheese.

oh lord I"m crying at Bill Oddie and spluttered out my icecream.
My own misheard is Can't Stand Gravy (k d lang)

Madonna's La Isla Bonita;
Last night I dreamt of some Dago,
Young boy with eyes like potatoes

Hooble, a dear friend of mine was in that band (he hates them now!) Seeing him tomorrow night.. going to sing that line to him .That song haunts him as it gets played so much in pubs and restaurants.

I also used to think that Good King Wencelass last looked out.

And that Macy Gray wore goggles.

I'm surprised some of my other ones haven't come up yet - they usually make an appearance on these threads.

Abba - called you last night from Tesco.

Anne Marie - shower the horse, I'm done.

That catching feels one - don't be afraid to catch films, films with me.

Son of a Preacher Man - Cousin Billy would take me walking. (Only found out that was wrong on the last MN lyrics thread!)

Cutting Crew - Ma! I just died in your arms tonight.
I thought it was some strange song about incest. Turns out it's just 'Ah!'

Rhythm is a dancer, it's a source of cancer.
Only found out that one was wrong a couple of years ago when it cameo the radio and I made some comment to DP about being surprised they still played it when it was so distasteful.

*"my poo hole aches, with every breath you take"

Sting. Ruined.*

Tears of mirth!!!! 😂😂😂😂

That's brilliant Alltoomuch I can't hear it as anything else since my friend sang it one night years ago!

Oh and Michael Jackson wasn't asking if Annie was okay - it was Eddie he was concerned about.