To apologise to you all for not being Harry Styles

[forceofhabitandnotneed]

I realise I must look like a hideous sack of shit next to that puppy-eyed paragon of modern manhood, so I'm truly sorry. Despite being over 40 and considerably overweight, I shall try to be more like him in future.

Eh?

Harry Styles is not at all my type, his hair is too floppy.

There’s a lid for every pot, OP, don’t dispair.

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General reminder- dont smoke crack kids

I don't care you don't look like Harry Styles, he's not my type (and I highly doubt I'm his).

You could apologise for all men not looking like Chris Pratt though (either dad-bod or Guardians Greek-sculpture CP, I'm not fussy he's gorgeous either way).

Ooh I agree about Chris Pratt but I prefer him on the slightly chubbier side

Have you asked yourself what Bono would do?

Step away from the glue.

Your post history is strange OP.

Harry Styles is not on my list...
What a strange post!

If you could be more like James Hatfield for me, growl a lot, play guitar, that would be appreciated.

Harry styles is a bit too metro for me. I prefer a bit manlier! Not someone who’s more likely to use my hair products and make Up than me!!
He doesn’t look like he could grow any stubble!

I'm with sistersofpercy !
I'd like an Eddie Vedder though.

ShowOfHands

Harry Styles...isnt he the teenybopper that was hit in the nadgers by a can of pop?

You poor thing.

When every other man in the world looks like Harry, you must stick out like a sore thumb

Have you tried a paper bag, carefully placed over the head?

He's a beautiful man and very kind to boot. Gave me one of my best tips when he came into a place I used to work

Harry Styles looks about 14.
YABU to want to look like him, unless you are in fact, 14.

Oh grow up! What a pathetic attention grabbing post from someone who is over 40.

You start these weird, cryptic posts and never come back to them. Why?

Not remotely bothered that you're not Harry Styles, but please could you try and be a bit more Gerard Butler as he's 40+ and carries a few extra Lbs? Please note; I said Gerard Butler not Gerard Depardieu!

Weird initial post. Note: it's not funny, big or clever.

You're in luck, OP. I didn't come onto Mumsnet this morning hoping Harry Styles would be here. So I'm not disappointed. Crack on!

Sorry, I was being flippant! He does make me feel a touch inadequate, though.

Pffff. Nasty, choosy women, are 'we all'?

Who are 'we all', anyway? The users of MN? I don't come on here to check people out, so what you look like is irrelevant to me. There's nobody in the world that I require to look like Harry Styles, apart from HS himself, and he probably has that covered regardless of my opinion.

If by 'you all' you mean 'women in general', then there are no 'women in general'.