No no no no no

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I'll start this off:

The mom outside school today who said to her 3-year old: "Move it! Fuckin' hell, why are you so slow!"

Skinny jeans on men.

People saying 'O' instead of zero when referring to numbers. O is a letter!

@gunsandbanjos - Half of Glasgow would agree with you about that huns. Always makes me giggle

Cut-off jean shorts.

t’s pronounced aRmond for Christ sake!

No it isn’t.

When another till opens in the supermarket and people run from the back of the queue to go to it, where are your fucking manners??!

This is why I don't shop in Lidl, it happens all the time and then I just lose my rag and dump my shopping on the nearest ledge, shelf or bit of floor and walk out. At least at Sainsbury's the cashier will say to someone in the queue that they're opening up so they can start stacking their stuff.

Adults, who after eating something they enjoyed they say it was ‘yummy’

Referring to Clarks (shoe shop) as Clarkes and Whiskas (cat food) as Whiskers.

People who spell can’t “carnt” and does “dose”

Flip flops, or worse fit flops

Your one my one their one!!!!
There are already words for that, so you sound like a twat

(what a great thread)

People who don't pronounce "bath" as "bath"

Baby showers. Fuck right off.

people who spell "drawers" as "draws"
people who talk about the floor when they mean ground/pavement/field..anything outdoor. Floors are indoor.

People idling their engines, especially if the car is diesel! I see people waiting outside the school, checking phones or doing whatever with the engine running. Don't these retards realise they're poisoning the surrounding air and it's illegal? Switch your engine OFF everyone.

Family barbecues and not a salad or vegetable in sight.

Those faux plastic topiary balls.

Saying brought when you mean bought.

Designer dogs, choccajackspanpoo...they're just mutts and that's more than fine.

Anyone who used the word "retard" see pp.

People who rip the food off a metal fork with their teeth.
Also people who start every sentence with so.

People who say Pacific instead of specific.

People who start every sentence with 'So'.

And vocal fry - young women growling instead of talking.

Just noticed, already mentioned!

People who use "I" because they think it sounds posh when "me" is grammatically correct. E.g. "between you and I".

Definately
Daaaaahhrrling

It’s not so much posh as accurate!

Sanctimonious vegans that happen to love their big car and always need the newest iPhone.

Compliments about furniture.

people shaming others and making them feel shit.why.what are you achieving by saying seomthing like that.why not think before you speak.
lack of empathy
trump!
my family that likes trump!
people thinking he hasn't an arteria motive for anything he does.and its never for the good
me ranting over trump.
delivery drivers in the early morning with the radio on full
houses being built for money and looking vulgar