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Cheeky Fucker Neighbours !

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prettypetal · 18/10/2017 13:07

Don’t get me wrong I’m a lovely neighbour, if I can help my neighbours out anyway that I can I do. Next door have had some work done on their house, they had a skip on their drive which meant no room for both their dustbins, so whilst the skip was there they put both their big green & black dustbin on my drive ( which was totally fine ) we get on & logically it made sense ( I didn’t expect them to knock & ask if it was ok ) as my drive isn’t being used as I have no car & like I said I’m not unreasonable & logically of course this made sense as there isn’t anywhere else they could have put them except the pavement ( which is clear for me to see ) Work to the house has now finished, the skip has gone, bin men have been & emptied bins today, I put the bins out last night ( which I put theirs out too if they haven’t already done so ( and they do the same for me which is handy ) it’s just a case of who does it first does both bins & this includes bringing in bins back to original place. Like I said absolutely no dramas re this in the past. Well today they have been out & brought both their empty bins & plonked them back on my drive ! My side living room window looks onto my drive & it ain’t pretty looking at 4 huge bins 😡 I usually move my 2 bins further up my drive so that they aren’t visible out of my window but now I can’t do that because theirs are there. They have had extensive work done to their house ( extensions ) so room is tight in their garden but thats not my problem. So basically their house looks all pretty with no big horrible smelly dirty bins in the front garden on their micro drive ( my house is really pretty too) but now I’m left with the view of a line of 4 big smelly dirty bins from my side living room window. I want to go out & manoeuvre the bins around their cars back onto their micro drive but worry that I will look pathetic. Like I said it really wasn’t an issue at all them putting the bins there whilst they had the skip as it was totally a logical thing to do, but I presumed that when they brought the bjns back in from being emptied, that they would put them back in the tiny space on their drive where they always have been! The cheeky fuckers are now thinking it’s totally ok to just try to plonk them on my drive for eternity aren’t they???

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BriechonCheese · 20/10/2017 00:57

I have very much enjoyed your diagram.
Do you happen to have any potted plants or large stones already? If so, pop them along the boundary. Or perhaps even paint a line?

BriechonCheese · 20/10/2017 00:57

^ as you don't currently have the funds, this could work.

SonicBoomBoom · 20/10/2017 06:25

Fantastic diagram OP!

tralaaa · 20/10/2017 07:07

This thread has cheered me up this morning x

Tamatoa · 20/10/2017 08:18

Here it is. My nemesis! It kills little birds. That sand pit there.....it's now a stinky lucky dip. I feel that it also gives me dirty looks.

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midgetgem2211 · 20/10/2017 08:55

Best diagram ever! Needs some kind of award!

TheMaddHugger · 20/10/2017 09:04

Tamatoa that cat looks like it's winking at you

Sorry Grin

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TheMaddHugger · 20/10/2017 09:06

Hang on. You said it kills birds and sandpits Nope that's not good

VoodooCat · 20/10/2017 10:31

What a bunch of CF! How dare they not move their bins back onto your drive. I'd be leaving a note stuck on the lids if I were you.
#notbingate

magicstar1 · 20/10/2017 11:01

Much as I enjoyed the diagram...you are totally milking this thread lol. They put the bins on your drive once since the work finished, and you put them back. End of story. Everything else has been speculation about what they might do. They haven't moved them back, or thrown you dirty looks, or anything else. The bins are still on their own drive.

whiskyowl · 20/10/2017 11:04

I unashamedly came to this thread just to look at the diagram, which is a thing of wonder.

SchadenfreudePersonified · 20/10/2017 11:20

I think we now need a diagram of the clarinet Buckeedjit. . . .

SchadenfreudePersonified · 20/10/2017 11:27

Tamatoa - superb cat diagram (the level of artwork on this thread has been a delight - thank you OP for setting such a high standard, and Tamatoa for maintaining it).

I notice it is an Orange Cat. I have two of these. They are truly evil. I can promise you that it is plotting to destroy all that you hold dear.

MaddHugger - from Delicious Breakfasts to Cats With Attitude "Cattitude" if you will Grin) -is there nothing you cannot turn your hand to? I am in Awe!

Magicstar - you must be great fun at parties . . .

SchadenfreudePersonified · 20/10/2017 11:27

Sorry Magic - I missed a ]grin] off.

SchadenfreudePersonified · 20/10/2017 11:27

Grin even

magicstar1 · 20/10/2017 11:39

@SchadenfreudePersonified Grin I am fun...and I love CF threads, but they're so much better when is there is actual Cheeky Fuckery happening. I just can't get into "what might happen"

Hairzilla has been good the past few days Wink

Tamatoa · 20/10/2017 11:40

I am now worried for my safety. Have I started a feud that will end in my being buried in a shallow pooey grave?!

SchadenfreudePersonified · 20/10/2017 11:41

I agree re Cheeky Fuckery, but I do enjoy the mindless banter, too . . . Grin

SchadenfreudePersonified · 20/10/2017 11:43

Not necessarily Tamatoa.

The cat may hide your lifeless body and invite its friends round to feast off your entrails.

Fortunately for mist of us, the average litter box is too shallow for a corpse to remain undiscovered for long.

I hope this information is of comfort to you. Grin

SchadenfreudePersonified · 20/10/2017 11:45

Aslo, I too have been enjoying Hairzilla Magic, but there is nothing wrong with a good wallow in a bit of Apres - Cheeky Fuckery. Wink

SchadenfreudePersonified · 20/10/2017 11:46

(Nice detail re: the bird's eye, Tamatoa)

Eliza9917 · 20/10/2017 12:00

I think that is the best diagram I've seen on here.

Love that there are eyebrows on the window but not on you Grin

Tamatoa · 20/10/2017 12:03

This is me, in a shallow grave. The cat has shat in my cold dead hand as a final insult.

Please put on my headstone:
"Here lies Tam, cold and shitty,
Should have never crossed that kitty"

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whiskyowl · 20/10/2017 12:05

OP, your diagrams are brilliant! Grin

Did you used to have another username? There was a poster a while ago who did delightful sketches that really cheered up some Mumsnetters who were having a hard time. I always think what she did was so kind and was wondering if it was you!

BellaNoche · 20/10/2017 12:44

I do love a bit of banter and light relief Post Bin Cheekiness!Smile

Tamatoa -you are both an artist and a poet.
Nominating you for Cat Poet Laureaoet

OP -such fun and talent on this thread.
and no one shouting "wobble your head".

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