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Cheeky Fucker Neighbours !

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prettypetal · 18/10/2017 13:07

Don’t get me wrong I’m a lovely neighbour, if I can help my neighbours out anyway that I can I do. Next door have had some work done on their house, they had a skip on their drive which meant no room for both their dustbins, so whilst the skip was there they put both their big green & black dustbin on my drive ( which was totally fine ) we get on & logically it made sense ( I didn’t expect them to knock & ask if it was ok ) as my drive isn’t being used as I have no car & like I said I’m not unreasonable & logically of course this made sense as there isn’t anywhere else they could have put them except the pavement ( which is clear for me to see ) Work to the house has now finished, the skip has gone, bin men have been & emptied bins today, I put the bins out last night ( which I put theirs out too if they haven’t already done so ( and they do the same for me which is handy ) it’s just a case of who does it first does both bins & this includes bringing in bins back to original place. Like I said absolutely no dramas re this in the past. Well today they have been out & brought both their empty bins & plonked them back on my drive ! My side living room window looks onto my drive & it ain’t pretty looking at 4 huge bins 😡 I usually move my 2 bins further up my drive so that they aren’t visible out of my window but now I can’t do that because theirs are there. They have had extensive work done to their house ( extensions ) so room is tight in their garden but thats not my problem. So basically their house looks all pretty with no big horrible smelly dirty bins in the front garden on their micro drive ( my house is really pretty too) but now I’m left with the view of a line of 4 big smelly dirty bins from my side living room window. I want to go out & manoeuvre the bins around their cars back onto their micro drive but worry that I will look pathetic. Like I said it really wasn’t an issue at all them putting the bins there whilst they had the skip as it was totally a logical thing to do, but I presumed that when they brought the bjns back in from being emptied, that they would put them back in the tiny space on their drive where they always have been! The cheeky fuckers are now thinking it’s totally ok to just try to plonk them on my drive for eternity aren’t they???

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NormHonal · 19/10/2017 21:20

I haven’t RTFT but had to praise the OP for a truly outstanding diagram. Well done!!!

prettypetal · 19/10/2017 21:21

Oh I forgot to say the 2 red boxes with crosses is where they usually keep their bins.
Can I have some feedback on the diagram please folks? Is it clear ?

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prettypetal · 19/10/2017 21:24

Oh I’m pleased you like it... should I quit my job to draw professional diagrams to solve disputes on mumsnet? Does this one cut it do you think?

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dorislessingscat · 19/10/2017 21:26

That diagram is a work of genius.

thelikelylass · 19/10/2017 21:28

I think pink hair really suits you, pretty...
this did genuinely make me giggle, not much on MN does these days!

Linzilou1985 · 19/10/2017 21:29

I love the diagram! Best one I've seen 😂😂

BloodSplatteredFangs · 19/10/2017 21:30

Love the diagram. Grin

PortiaCastis · 19/10/2017 21:31

The diagram is truly a work of distinction.
Well done OP

prettypetal · 19/10/2017 21:33

Thank you Thank you ... taking a bow 🙇

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foofooyeah · 19/10/2017 21:35

Bravo!

Metheven · 19/10/2017 21:36

Best diagram ever.

prettypetal · 19/10/2017 21:38

And I’m pretty sure this is what my face looked like for most of day squished up against the window hysterical with delight at the thought of catching them in the act with my polystyrene trap....

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Abouttoblow · 19/10/2017 21:39

Kudos on the diagram Grin

ToadsforJustice · 19/10/2017 21:39

Epic diagram 👏🏻

cunningartificer · 19/10/2017 21:41

Excellent diagram. Raises the whole thread to a new level.

mrsharrison · 19/10/2017 21:41

That diagram really illustrates their cheeky fuckery!

nonevernotever · 19/10/2017 21:42

I too love the diagram, particularly the eyebrow imprint.

inlectorecumbit · 19/10/2017 21:42

superb detailed diagram.
You have obviously missed your vocation

li1972 · 19/10/2017 21:43

Best. Diagram. Ever.

CallMeDollFace · 19/10/2017 21:43

Is it wro g that I’m hoping for more CheekyFuckery from the neighbours just to get another diagram now? I’m so selfish and greedy

CallMeDollFace · 19/10/2017 21:43

Who took my n??

ArseholesOnToast · 19/10/2017 21:45

Fantastic diagram OP. I love your eyebrow prints and that your pink slippers match your pink hair.

Tamatoa · 19/10/2017 21:47

Are they of the opinion that they have some kind of access rights to get to their house wall?? I'm guessing they extended up to the boundary and now feel that because the bins were next to their house, it's sort of their land now??

Pinkshowerpuff · 19/10/2017 21:48

Impressive diagram.Smile

Can't wait for an update

ChevalierTialys · 19/10/2017 21:50

Kudos on the diagram OP. I love a good diagram on a neighbour dispute thread.

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