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Fleshlight

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user1023015 · 11/10/2017 09:40

How would you react if you found your partner had a fleshlight? Is it "just natural"? You found one 5 years ago he got rid of it but now you find another. He lies and says it's something else untill Google proves you right.

Personaly I see no difference between that and a prostitute if yiu base it on the fact that they don't want a relationship with either.

WWYD?

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abigailgabble · 11/10/2017 11:48

Well the lying is a problem. Sorry but I cannot fathom how you have connected a fleshlight with prostitution. Massive Hmm

He’s just wanking...... you will never stop him.. that is what men do. Is he lying because you are insecure/a prude (to protect you) or is it a wider problem ?

holdthewine · 11/10/2017 11:51

OP are you still at home or back at work? If you’re home based can you get out more? Most areas have lots of stuff for mothers and babies, some is free or inexpensive, our local library runs drop ins sessions with nursery rhymes for instance. My DD has made friends going to these things with her baby. Personally if I’m down I instinctively want to isolate and the best thing I can do is force myself out. I think you need to feel better about you then you can work on the intimacy. If it’s gone beyond that maybe you need to seek help for PND. I’m sorry if I’ve got this wrong and you’re already on treatment. I’d also suggest some relationship counselling.

Booboobooboo84 · 11/10/2017 11:57

OP you've had a roasting on here, maybe repost on relationships?

For what it's worth the flashlight proves he still has some kind of sexual desire. Before children how did you two connect and spend your time?

If you really want to throw him a curveball tell him you found his flashlight and the thought of him wanking really turned you on. And then ask if you can use it together. If what your doing now doesn't work try something new. Good luck

Justadh · 24/11/2017 01:10

As a happily married man, together 15 years and married for 3, I’ll happily admit to owning and using a fleshlight, however, the ones I own are all non-anatomical, it’s just one with a hole and it’s textured inside for stimulation, I don’t like the look/idea of a vagina or mouth opening that doesn’t seem right to me.

My wife knows I have them and has occasionally watched me use them, she calls them “my machines”!! She’ll get up on a weekend morning to go to the gym and joke “can’t be bothered to have sex, you can just use your machine!!”

I was very nervous about buying one and took ages of discussion with my best friend (female) about the “creepiness” of it, she’s the only other person who knows I have one. She told me to go for it, it’s just w*nking a different way and that’s how I see it too.

After 20 years of using my hands in as many ways as possible it’s nice to have something that makes it a bit different. It is in no way a replacement for sex, I don’t view it that way, it’s just a different way of reaching an orgasm, plus it catches the mess!!

I can understand how OP would feel, PND is a rough ride and then to find a “rubber fanny” it must be really tough and feel like rejection and especially for him to lie about it, that’s possibly the worst part, it feels like a very embarrassing thing though, the thought that you could be disgusted by it is a scary thing.

Perhaps your husband got it and used it because he can see how tough you’re finding things and didn’t want to add pressure of constantly wanting sex to that stress. One of the original reasons I got one was because my wife was having a torrid time at work and had zero interest in sex, I didn’t want to pressure her so this seemed worth a try. It in no way replaces her but it was soemthing different for the 10 months we went without full intercourse.

I hope you feel better about all this soon, if sex is an issue and you, understandably aren’t in the mood, then cuddling him while he takes care himself is a great way of being intimate without feeling like you need to “perform” we use this very successfully together.

Anyway, just wanted to add my thoughts, sorry it’s pretty long for a first post but I thought I had something to add!! Plus I love reading Mumsnet cos you get real answers and opinions from real people.

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