Trigger warning sssnake

[godconfusion]

Python found lurking in bathroom toilet in Southend
www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-essex-41122975

AIBU to be scared to go to the toilet now?! That poor boy

Have you ever found anything scary in your loo?

Haha nobody wants to click!

for me by myself! Thread killer before it's started

My dh poo.
Would rather find a python. .

Dd found a corn snake in our garden a few years ago.

She called me over to look at something in the strawberries whispering 'mummy look , snake' as if it was the most normal thing in the world!

Royal pythons are completely harmless. I'd quite like to find one in my bathroom.

Oh look at it! What a gorgeous baby! I hope he recovers quickly from the scale rot, I do love pythons.

Ah thank you lovely people for coming and joining me. all round

I know he's not dangerous... but I wouldn't expect him in my loo. He's rather unexpected

Poor snake. Bet he felt quite traumatised too.

I love my snake and would be upset if he got lost like that

Awwww. He's lovely. I want him. :)

Poor thing being bathed in bleach. :(

Why did I click 🤢

I would shot myself if I lifted the lid and saw a snake.

Look at his adorable little face! I really want a Royal Python.

Aw!! Poor python :( hope he has a quick recovery.

Why do I never get snakes

He's gorgeous glad he's ok

Since there is already a trigger warning...my albino king snake Fluffy

Yes I really called him Fluffy

No, that would be an extreme reaction. I'd shit myself..!

I'm with the others who are sulking that they don't find free pets. DH has said no to another snake (we have a corn snake) I'd love to add a royal Python to our menagerie. How could anyone not like that adorable face?

I think when you're 5 toilet trips are things you've only just got to grips with going alone...

To find yourself sharing that with a snake... and then the ensuing drama of your parents having to call someone out to remove him...

Would kind of fuck up toileting as ever being relaxing again...

FUCK! Time to burn the entire house down
I think I would actually be sick and struggle not to faint and would have to sell the house since burning it down isn't legal.

I need the loo... can I have a hand hold?

I know there's statistically little chance of finding a snake but...

My kids would be so excited if this happened!! The poor thing though, hope it wasn't damaged by the bleach.

There isn't one...

I've found a snake in my bed when travelling in SE Asia. I also found my friend's missing snake in their cutlery drawer when I went to get a teaspoon out.

Never found anything other than the usual floaters etc. in a toilet though.

I'm still triggered from the rat in the toilet thread. Damn you godconfusion, you've given me more to be unnecessarilyworried about.

Soubiquet wow, he is very beautiful.
Saw the picture on the news site. T'was somewhat alarming

Soub just how many pets do you own?