To have a 6:30am freestyle drumming party with three 6yos tomorrow morning?

[amousehaseatenmypaddlingpool]

My newish neighbour is having a party. He's met us and knows we have three small children. He's also met the other neighbour in our group of houses, an older lady.

The two other houses here are empty - both families on holiday.

The music is crazy loud, the kids are already going nuts with the lack of sleep and older lady neighbour has just been round asking for our help getting the noise down. Not off, I get that it's 11:30 on a saturday, just down.

So DH goes round, already to be civilised, and gets told to 'fuck off.' The music is now louder. They're screaming.

The police won't be interested, we're rural. Revenge is on my mind and his bedroom overlooks my back garden. I'm sure I can fashion drums out of various bits of the kitchen and shed.

AIBU? They certainly are

Paddling pool out. I found water pistols in the party bag stash.

Kids are having a lovely time

As well as contacting the council about business rates kateberry could you join AirBandB yourself, just so you can start a listing that has the same specifications as his does and make sure you put on there that you're going to ring the drug squad as soon as you hear any noise? Just so hopefully anyone seeing his listing will also look at yours and be put off.

And if your NDN complains about the noise, calmly tell him that they're always like this when they've had a late night and been deprived of sleep

You never appreciate how annoying Gangnam Style is until it's on repeat, maybe from YouTube so that they can pause it as they learn the dance moves. Just when you think it's finished, it starts again!

LONDON'S BURNING played badly on the recorder is the most annoying noise EVER.

Also remember to ring their door to apologise for the noise. At regular intervals.

He's currently banging about in his garden, collecting empties. I can see him through the hedge. He looks rough.

He hasn't said good morning, funny that.

When the kids get tired, have you got any farmer friends who could lend you a petrol/diesel powered pressure washer as all your hard surfaces nearest noisy NDN need cleaning? And the ear defenders you really need as they are loud.
Do they have a diesel vehicle that you need to park close to NDN and have the engine running.
Surely your garden needs a petrol chainsaw somewhere and a petrol strimmer, followed by a petrol mower

And let's not forget the Macarena, Electric Slide and the Chicken Dance. Good for hours of fun.

Love this

Brilliant

Love it op.

Blankface

Excellent idea.

For the eff off I would be mowing my lawn right now.
I think anything up to around midnight - then I think music should be reduced a little.

You need to find some heavy metal too OP

Selfish prattish neighbours do my nut in and no YANBU

Meh, I would keep going till the fucker goes out. I hate asshole neighbors. I have one. My child is not old enough yet to make noise on command 😡

However, let me know where you are as I can do an epically bad version of bohemian rhapsody on command

Thank-you Ankleswingers

Any biker friends who can have an engine-revving competition outside NDN's house? It doesn't take many

Fighting fire with fire.

I love it.

Do it but warn your elderly neighbor first...maybe she will join in.

Aqua - 'Barbie Girl'. Amazingly annoying.

Rammstein, at volume......

Just remember to skip the track called Pussy, some of it's in English

I've now got the whole family in on the act with suggestions.

DS (age 9) suggests as the most annoying song ever. Or failing that .

DDad (age 79) says if you have to go for queen of the night, you really want the version (this one has DS screaming in horror...)

Don't stop just because he's up. He'll be trying to snooze all day.

You only needed to record the noise from last night and then play it back to them this morning.

If there's a next time.

at full volume (for the full 10 hours!) 😁