To put big No Wanking signs in my bathrooms?

[Dragonflycushion]

Because I can think of no other earthly reason why DSs (all 16+) would need to spend upwards of 20 minutes under the shower. They are definitely not depilating as they'd all give Mr Tumnus a run for his money.

LIGHTHEARTED

I can just see Wanking added to that!

*I feel sick now.

Why would your boys wanking CROSS YOUR MIND*

I doubt it dominates her every waking moment.

I actually can't believe your posting about your own sons possibly masturbating in the shower. Ffs it might be your house but have they no right to a private life without you speculating on the Internet

Jesus, lighten up. She hasn't named her children or posted on facebook.

For some hideous reason, i am reminded of stories of teen boys and soggy biscuit. Now that is disgusting.

Ffs it might be your house but have they no right to a private life without you speculating on the Internet

Ffs this is an anonymous forum... it's not like your discussing this with the neighbour over the garden fence.

It's not like she's discussing this....

I agree with Bluntness100 OP what you have posted is not humorous, I don't understand why your sons masturbating would even come into your mind, it's quiet weird really.

I recently told off my 19 year old for leaving a wanked on tissue on his bedroom floor. I have also discussed his sex life with him as I wanted to be damn sure adequate contraception is being used. I have also discussed porn and its dangers and the potential damage that can be caused by anal sex.

I though it was about having an open and honest relationship. Other than a slight blush and an apology for the wanked on tissue, he has no problem discussing it.

Breaking News: Teenage Boy Masturbates!

Put up a 'You are on CCTV' sign, that'll stop the buggers in their tracks!

Did anyone watch the episode of Orphan Black where the nun was caught masturbating? I clutched my pearls, I did!

Loyalty I don't understand why your sons masturbating would even come into your mind, it's quiet weird really.

Because why the fuck else would they spend 2mins in the shower? Wasting water, and inconveniencing everyone else.

Still, at least they've learnt that a man's orgasm comes before all other considerations...
Seriously OP, stop them being so selfish. The wanking doesn't matter, but hogging the shower does.

Wind up with a large dollop of truth eh!

*20 mins

I don't understand why your sons masturbating would even come into your mind, it's quiet weird really.

Less weird than it never ever crossing her mind! Do many people normally go about their day only thinking about what's immediately apparent?

A big sign.

As opposed to a small sign?
Are you worried about their eye-sight?

Because why the fuck else would they spend 2mins in the shower? Wasting water, and inconveniencing everyone else

I spend roughly that in the shower and so does DP - it is not unusual hun, some people like spending more time than others.

Apple.

Apple23 hahaha!!!

Girls too can spend 20 minutes in the shower. Although the average time for my daughters is 10. (aged 21 & 28)
So would it be right to speculate they must be having a jolly if taking 20?

Haha

Do any of your DSs use the "lets shock Mum" factor ?

Son the other day, stood by living room door making squelching sounds and noise effects with his slime ,, Was pretty gross . My DS is 16.

No max. Ladies just don't do that sort of thing.
Off to do the shopping now. Bog roll, check. Kitchen roll, check. Wet wipes, check. Alphabet template, check. Sticky back plastic, check.
Good to go.

If your kids are choosing to wank in the shower, it's a sure sign that they don't have enough privacy elsewhere. Shower fetishes are not common otherwise!

I don't understand why your sons masturbating would even come into your mind, it's quiet weird really.

Have you never met a boy?

Crazy check!

Give him 10 minutes the turn the combi off.

I can only assume that the pearl clutches either don't have husbands or teenage sons?
I have a 15yr old ds and 18yr old ds, and a husband.
I have to put their dirty socks, pants, clothing, sheets etc in the washing machine, none of them play sport, so I really don't know what else the crusty bits on the socks and sheets are?
Any idea pearl clutches?
Oh and I know where the girly mags are hidden too, bad mother