To put big No Wanking signs in my bathrooms?

[Dragonflycushion]

Because I can think of no other earthly reason why DSs (all 16+) would need to spend upwards of 20 minutes under the shower. They are definitely not depilating as they'd all give Mr Tumnus a run for his money.

LIGHTHEARTED

Apparently coming back home to neatly stacked wank mags on the bedside table was a real wake up call.
You wouldn't happen to be married to one of my old school pals, would you?

Because we all know girls wouldn't do anything like that.
I could tell you blood-curdling tales...

Even if they are having a wank at least it's in the shower and so there's no manky tissues or residue on bed sheets. Let's also be grateful that teenage boys are showering.... my 8 year old DD regularly spends that long in the shower. I have no idea what she does in there but the water is always at scalding hot and I have to turn it down after her!