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KYLE THE SAFE CRACKER FANS COME THIS WAY!

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2017SoFarSoGood · 09/08/2017 22:02

Here you are. Phew.

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Kaleidogyn · 09/08/2017 23:02

Funko thank you!

HopefullyAnonymous · 09/08/2017 23:03

I think the OP is just teasing us. There's no safe Grin

thera · 09/08/2017 23:03

I'm doing the paperwork I've been avoiding instead of going to bed now!
In Kyle we trust...

WoofWoofMooWoof · 09/08/2017 23:03

FFS Kyle! Get a move on will you! I need to go to bed - I have work in the morning.

HateSummer · 09/08/2017 23:05
Confused

These "safe" stories are always doing the rounds on social sites.

HappyGoLuckyGirl · 09/08/2017 23:06

Cheese and rice.

How has that bloke been drilling away for 3-4 hours and not opened it yet?!

I'm going to have to admit defeat. Soon.

WhipMaWhop · 09/08/2017 23:08

He's certainly earning his dollar!

SomeOtherFuckers · 09/08/2017 23:08

I've found a good BBC program, DP has a friend round ... I don't sleep til late anyway so shall call the Bugle when it's open for all MNs in south London .... from there the signal fires should be lit around the country to wake you all
I need (wo) men to man the signal fires ...

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2017SoFarSoGood · 09/08/2017 23:08

He brought his own Gatorade. The luminous green kind. He had refused coffee or tea. Has not peed.

He has a miners lamp on his forehead. Did I mention that?

Long silences down there.....

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PovertyPain · 09/08/2017 23:10

If this isn't a piss take, then I think the OP hasn't come back because she is having a threesome with her DH and Kyle, on the £$€1000s that was in the safe.

Or they've had to clear the house because of the bag of anthrax.

Or they're phoning the local priest/rabbi/etc to help with the evil they've just released from the safe.

LellyMcKelly · 09/08/2017 23:10

This is the Kyle I'm imagining. Am I doing this right?

pieceofpurplesky · 09/08/2017 23:10

Come on Kyle.

Fluffyears · 09/08/2017 23:11

Ooh it'll be so disappointing if it's empty.

WhipMaWhop · 09/08/2017 23:11

LellyMcKelly close enough.

LellyMcKelly · 09/08/2017 23:12

Hope it's not a head in a box.

PovertyPain · 09/08/2017 23:13

Oops xpost.😳

Sorry, op, it's quiet because they're trying to decide wether to split the money three ways, or run away together with all the money. 😋

WooWooSister · 09/08/2017 23:13

I bet Kyle is cursing the day he accepted this job. He's going to have to move in with you OP .
Maybe the broken light was caused by the ghost of the previous safe-cracker that was called in . . .

NauticalDisaster · 09/08/2017 23:15

WHY IS THE THREAD TITLE IN ALL CAPS???!!! It always makes a thread look dodgy Hmm

TeenageWildlife · 09/08/2017 23:15

If only he knew how many women are waiting up for him to get in there!

Namesarehard · 09/08/2017 23:16

Wahhhh I'm so excited Grin

horridhenrysdog · 09/08/2017 23:17

@NauticalDisaster it's like click bait Grin

That's why I clicked on it anyway!

SomeOtherFuckers · 09/08/2017 23:19

@NauticalDisaster because we were begging for a second thread and she needed to beckon us x

WitchDancer · 09/08/2017 23:21

Am I the only one who doesn't know what Gatarade is?

ButtonLoon · 09/08/2017 23:22

Lucozade Sport, essentially.

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2017SoFarSoGood · 09/08/2017 23:22

Sorry Nautical. This was my first thread and I utterly panicked when it ran out. Didn't realize I was in caps mode.

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