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KYLE THE SAFE CRACKER FANS COME THIS WAY!

866 replies

2017SoFarSoGood · 09/08/2017 22:02

Here you are. Phew.

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SomeOtherFuckers · 09/08/2017 23:25

They sell it in Poundland @WitchDancer

UtterlyFcked · 09/08/2017 23:25

For the love of God give me a hammer and I will do it!

PotOfYoghurt · 09/08/2017 23:26

We can't go to bed until the bloody thing us open! Days we've been waiting for this, DAYS

OpenTheDammSafeKyle · 09/08/2017 23:27

Waiting waiting waiting

SleepingStandingUp · 09/08/2017 23:29

Really????

frieda909 · 09/08/2017 23:29

I just told my boyfriend that the safe is finally getting opened and he is so excited. I now have to update him regularly.

All this Kyle talk inspired us to watch an episode of South Park while we wait.

CheckpointCharlie2 · 09/08/2017 23:31

Eyes closing! Will check back in the morning, hoping for jewellery, secret letters and ancient artefacts OP!

PigletJohn · 09/08/2017 23:33

OK, seen the photos now, on page 10 of the original thread.

Yes, it looks like a simple domestic wallsafe about a foot square, set in concrete like mine. It looks from the frame round the door like it might be a floor safe, so it could be deeper than a typical wallsafe.

You could put your best jewellery in it, wads of cash, or, in Trumpville, a pistol. I presume it had a lift-off cover to prevent intruders easily seeing it.

mumdebump · 09/08/2017 23:33

Did you resolve the Ken/Kyle name change OP? Is Ken the master safe-cracker and Kyle the very slow apprentice?

mumdebump · 09/08/2017 23:35

Pigletjohn it was covered in carpet. That's why OP didn't know it was there for 15 years!

ArchieStar · 09/08/2017 23:36

I'm here, I'm excited omg!!!

SexLubeAndAFishSlice · 09/08/2017 23:37

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ItsAllGoingToBeFine · 09/08/2017 23:37

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Original poster
2017SoFarSoGood · 09/08/2017 23:38

DH was very shifty about name change issue so left it alone in the presence of the man himself (or not. As the case may be)

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Shelvesoutofbooks · 09/08/2017 23:38

COME ON ALREADY I HAVE TO GO TO BED

SomeOtherFuckers · 09/08/2017 23:42

I have decided to embark on a new career as a safecracker to MN ... only £20 a time and I'll smash the thing open with a jackhammer ... any precious China inside is not guaranteed to survive

MsWanaBanana · 09/08/2017 23:42

What the hell is taking so long!?!?!?

Ginkypig · 09/08/2017 23:49

I've just got in from an evening out to a new thread and the distinct possibility of an outcome very soon, my evening is complete.

wildflowermeadows · 09/08/2017 23:50

Does Kyle know he is an international hot topic? I am staying up late to see what's in the safe!

ColourfulOrangex · 09/08/2017 23:51

Keeping me amused during night time feeds with my 4 week old so thank you Smile

NoodleNinja · 09/08/2017 23:51

How long as he been there now?

TakeMe2Insanity · 09/08/2017 23:53

I've just woken up randomly and had to have look!

Teddy1970 · 09/08/2017 23:54

Argh! I need to know what's inside the blumming thing!

torthecatlady · 09/08/2017 23:55

How long's he been at it now?

SomeOtherFuckers · 09/08/2017 23:55

I bet Kyle will be astounded at the traffic in his blog later BlushGrin