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KYLE THE SAFE CRACKER FANS COME THIS WAY!

866 replies

2017SoFarSoGood · 09/08/2017 22:02

Here you are. Phew.

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Kaleidogyn · 09/08/2017 22:45

Can I place mark on the app? I have no clue wtf I'm doing, but I need to know! Confused

CheckpointCharlie2 · 09/08/2017 22:45

Tiny it was riveting like this one but the op fucked off. I think that's what happened, my brain has erased it now as it was ages ago! It wasn't an exciting finale anyhow.

Justmuddlingalong · 09/08/2017 22:46

Well Kyle won't be getting a great review on the SanFransiscoSafeCrackers website. Are you sure he went out to get more tools from his van? I think the original kitten he brought to lick it's way into the fuckin safe was puffed out. He was getting the heavy duty labrador puppy.

Funko · 09/08/2017 22:46

kal swipe left on the post

WhipMaWhop · 09/08/2017 22:46

This is the Kyle i'm picturing.

KYLE THE SAFE CRACKER FANS COME THIS WAY!
Tazerface · 09/08/2017 22:48

Place marking coz I gotta go to bed! Sorry OP.

I'll be pyar ragin' if it's no open by morning Wink

Livinthedream1 · 09/08/2017 22:48

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Funko · 09/08/2017 22:49

Night night all

RTKangaMummy · 09/08/2017 22:49

Deffo give him a note, in between money, with details of these links so he can see how much he is trending on world wide website GrinGrinGrin

Poocalypso · 09/08/2017 22:49

Whip! Ho did you get that pic of KenKyle the Cracker?

Cate1362 · 09/08/2017 22:49

I'm going to have to get one of those Clockwork Orange things to keep my eyes open soon... zzzz

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2017SoFarSoGood · 09/08/2017 22:50

Now wait. I'm not sending you all to bed like naughty children. Just agreeing that staying up all night praying Kyle is successful may not be the smartest choice in the long run. I'm even yawning despite my breathe hitching regularly with the adrenaline rushed, and is only mid afternoon here.

Feel free to keep chatting as we wait.

Note no money no open. I did not mess that deal up. We pay when you open. Not before.

OP posts:
Shelvesoutofbooks · 09/08/2017 22:51

Another thread????

MoHunter · 09/08/2017 22:51

Bummer, must go sleep. Sad

tomatopuree · 09/08/2017 22:51

Omg. It's 22:51. I can't cope.

BayLeaves · 09/08/2017 22:51

I found Kyle's blog... it's interesting! He definitely seems like a real expert.

safecrackeratlarge.blogspot.co.uk/

WhipMaWhop · 09/08/2017 22:51

Poocalypso Ha, this Kyle appears in Neibs, I bet he'd have this safe cracked open.

I bet SafeKyle is just doing a thorough job!

RTKangaMummy · 09/08/2017 22:52

Is the company he works for actually expert in safe opening?

CarlottaJo · 09/08/2017 22:53

Come onnn

OpenTheDammSafeKyle · 09/08/2017 22:56

Ffs I will have to wait till morning won't I! Damm you op for living the other side of the world Envy

BayLeaves · 09/08/2017 22:57

RTKangaMummy I think he's self-employed/sole-trader and it's his own business.

I'm browsing his blog - in this post he explains why he'd choose to drill a safe rather than manipulate it to open.

FrogAndFriggit · 09/08/2017 22:57

Place marking Gin

GreenTulips · 09/08/2017 22:58

Safe opens and OP becomes a millionaire overnight!

Come on the suspense is killing me

GrouchyKiwi · 09/08/2017 23:01

Despite going to school with a Kyle far too many years ago this is the only thing I can think of when I hear that name.

KYLE THE SAFE CRACKER FANS COME THIS WAY!
picklemepopcorn · 09/08/2017 23:01

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