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KYLE THE SAFE CRACKER FANS COME THIS WAY!

866 replies

2017SoFarSoGood · 09/08/2017 22:02

Here you are. Phew.

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Blackadderspants · 09/08/2017 22:23

Come on Kyle!!!!!!!

c3pu · 09/08/2017 22:23

DontTouchTheMoustache

If he's using power tools he's not a safe cracker, he's a vandal 😂

MothQuandary · 09/08/2017 22:23

That's right, Wheelycote. Days and days of faffing about and no resolution. It was heartbreaking!

SomeOtherFuckers · 09/08/2017 22:24

Kyle is giving me the rage

Funko · 09/08/2017 22:24

In all seriousness. When you hand over the cash payment. PLEASE also hand over a not with both thread links written on. Nestled in the middle of the notes so he doesn't see straight away.

~waves to Kyle ~

Funko · 09/08/2017 22:25

Note ffs

MonaTheMoaner · 09/08/2017 22:26

This is quality entertainment. I hope he gets in!

Flowerbunty · 09/08/2017 22:26

I'm much too invested in this. Not posting but religiously checking to see if Kyle has opened this damn safe

Angelh09 · 09/08/2017 22:27

Does anyone else wish you could set an alarm to go off when OP posts so they could snooze lightly but not miss an update. I really am too over invested in this thread.
Come on Kyle!!!

DressedCrab · 09/08/2017 22:27

Hurry up.

magicinthenight · 09/08/2017 22:27

I've been reading this since the beginning and I've literally joined mumsnet (despite distinct lack of children) just to let Kyle know that I'm on tenterhooks and can't take it anymore.

Kaleidogyn · 09/08/2017 22:27

I'm desperate to see Kyle's biggest drill bit in action.

Yorkshirelassie · 09/08/2017 22:28

Fighting the urge to go to bed...early start tomorrow... but NEED TO KNOW!!! GrinGrin

SnowiestMountain · 09/08/2017 22:28

Angel I was just thinking the exact same thing, like when there's breaking news on your phone!!

Theyhaveallbeenused2 · 09/08/2017 22:28

C'mon Kyle! I've a thumping sore head and would like to sleep.

DontTouchTheMoustache · 09/08/2017 22:28

c3pu agreed...im pretty sure I could ha e been into the bloody thing by now if I had power tools!

SomeOtherFuckers · 09/08/2017 22:28

@magicinthenight dw I don't have kids and joined a few
Months ago for a similar reason ... warning I'm addicted now

Kaleidogyn · 09/08/2017 22:29

Can I post my number & someone start a Whatsapp group to keep us posted in case we fall asleep? HmmWink

sassyandalittlebadassy · 09/08/2017 22:29

This is taking too long Sadcould we get a photo of kyles tools? Grin

tinytemper66 · 09/08/2017 22:29

I am having to admit defeat and go to bed!
I hope to wake up to the news of what was in the blooming safe!

Yorkshirelassie · 09/08/2017 22:29

Gimme a "K"...gimme a "Y" etc etc .... 'cmon Kyle!!

AdoraBell · 09/08/2017 22:29

Oh come on Kyle, I can't stay awake much longer Hmm

SnowiestMountain · 09/08/2017 22:30

Right, I'm off to bed, I shall check if I wake up in the night!

MrsMKJ · 09/08/2017 22:30

angel you are onto a winner there!!!! Come on MNHQ!

Dancinginthemidnight · 09/08/2017 22:30

Come on Kyle. I want to go to bed.