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KYLE THE SAFE CRACKER FANS COME THIS WAY!

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2017SoFarSoGood · 09/08/2017 22:02

Here you are. Phew.

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Whosthemummynow · 09/08/2017 22:30

In the movies they crack open safes in seconds!

Kyle would not make a good robber

Nibletmum · 09/08/2017 22:30

So tired ............. must stay awake

TheImprobableGirl · 09/08/2017 22:31

I missed the picture of Kyle... or is it just a mental picture?!

SmilingButClueless · 09/08/2017 22:31

⏰ and ☕️ for everyone needing to stay awake

hooochycoo · 09/08/2017 22:31

I'm going to sleep .

Ijustwantaquietlife · 09/08/2017 22:31

I'm worried this is a hoax...

magicinthenight · 09/08/2017 22:32

@someotherfuckers I see the same thing happening here!

ChrisPrattsFace · 09/08/2017 22:32

I can't take this anymorrrreeeeeee

picklemepopcorn · 09/08/2017 22:33

Dozing now... someone shout when something happens...

PossibiliTea · 09/08/2017 22:33

It's just a rollercoaster of emotions at this stage

Smitff · 09/08/2017 22:33

Do you get your money back if the safe is empty?

Conversely, does Kyle get a share of what's in there??

DorothyBastard · 09/08/2017 22:34

Goddddddd DH and I are on tenterhooks here

LG93 · 09/08/2017 22:35

I've just read both posts from beginning to end AND THE SAFE STILL ISNT OPEN. placemarking to check back in the morning Sad

minmooch · 09/08/2017 22:35

I've even told my 20 year old son about this and he wants to know what's in the safe!

gingerbreadmam · 09/08/2017 22:35

ooh i wondered what happened with this safe. good luck kyle.

snozzlemaid · 09/08/2017 22:35

Can't believe this is still going on.

SisyphusHadItEasy · 09/08/2017 22:35

Hey Kyle, if you take another break, can we all get a look at your, uh, credentials? GrinGrinGrin

trulybadlydeeply · 09/08/2017 22:35

I might doze for an hour or so, and then check for an update, as I'm so tired!

BoreOfWhabylon · 09/08/2017 22:35

COME THE FUCK ON KYLE!!!

I'm old. I need to go to bed soon.

PovertyPain · 09/08/2017 22:35

Hurry up I'm drinking wine and I've nearly finished my sharing bag my arse crisps.

linandleo · 09/08/2017 22:36

Is anybody else imagining that Kyle looks like Kyle from Tenacious D?

KYLE THE SAFE CRACKER FANS COME THIS WAY!
winewolfhowls · 09/08/2017 22:36

Have we ascertained if kyle is a hunky piece of clever man flesh?

DeadDoorpost · 09/08/2017 22:37

sidles in to placemark

NeverDarkedOn · 09/08/2017 22:37

Please kyle hurry the fuck up Smile

Fairybella · 09/08/2017 22:37

Anymore Kyle pictures... with you know... an open safe