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KYLE THE SAFE CRACKER FANS COME THIS WAY!

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2017SoFarSoGood · 09/08/2017 22:02

Here you are. Phew.

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MiddleClassProblem · 13/08/2017 21:53

I'm bringing an umbrella just in case

coriliavijvaad · 13/08/2017 22:04

My money is on the safe being completely empty when opened. Or maybe a paperclip and a used tissue.

EvilDoctorBallerinaDuck · 13/08/2017 23:11

I think you're behind us time wise aren't you? So when I wake up, you'll still be asleep and Kyle-less. 😢

2017SoFarSoGood · 13/08/2017 23:14

Yes evil. I always think of it as you are a work day or a sleep ahead, 8 hours.

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EvilDoctorBallerinaDuck · 14/08/2017 02:45

😢

Wheelycote · 14/08/2017 06:22

Is it safe cracking day part twoShockSmile glad I've checked back.

Getting comfy

nigelsbigface · 14/08/2017 06:51

Cometh the day, cometh the Kyle!

PossibiliTea · 14/08/2017 10:36

does a little safe cracking dance

Booboo66 · 14/08/2017 11:11

I hate time zones .. Today is going to be a long day 😩

Cuppatea85 · 14/08/2017 11:18

What time will Kyle be there?

Ginkypig · 14/08/2017 11:47

Just checking in.

saffronwblue · 14/08/2017 11:55

hope today's the day

Cuppatea85 · 14/08/2017 12:27

Me too saffron! My whole office is asking me for updates Grin

Funko · 14/08/2017 12:52

I came back. Even though I'm still pissed off with Kyle Smile

Walkthroughthefire · 14/08/2017 13:07

Place marking

Walkthroughthefire · 14/08/2017 13:07

Place marking

mikeyssister · 14/08/2017 13:18

What time is Kyle coming at?

Utterlyinsane · 14/08/2017 13:44

Place marking

picklemepopcorn · 14/08/2017 14:07

Last time it was about 6pm, uk time.

2017SoFarSoGood · 14/08/2017 14:12

Good morning and happy SCII day. I have not slept more than 2 hours all night. Damn you, Fitbit, for confirming that!

Kyle sounded like a man with a plan, according to NotnearlyinestedenoighDH. Either deluded or UTF educated. Either way. Come on..

If it is not empty I think I shall faint.

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AprilLady4 · 14/08/2017 14:32

Placemarking

TitaniasCloset · 14/08/2017 14:52
Grin
Ijustwantaquietlife · 14/08/2017 14:59

Op please can you live stream this?

2017SoFarSoGood · 14/08/2017 15:22

Kyle is expected at noon. 8 pm gmt. He knows where we live now so no excuses for getting lost.

Did I tell you he wears a miners lamp on his forehead? A modern version of course. I'm sure it was part of his "safe cracking ace" kit from party water Grin

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2017SoFarSoGood · 14/08/2017 15:24

Btw I'm at to work. Couldn't fake a sick day cos the boss is on here. Me. I am planning to cut out in time hence arriving at the Crack of Doom.

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