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KYLE THE SAFE CRACKER FANS COME THIS WAY!

866 replies

2017SoFarSoGood · 09/08/2017 22:02

Here you are. Phew.

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Thegirlthatwanted2begod · 14/08/2017 15:26

this is the best thread i've read on here for ages

JacobsAngel · 14/08/2017 15:27

Joined late, gripped, no shame place mark 😁

PurpleDragon76 · 14/08/2017 15:42

I have faith in Kyle!! If he fails today then he needs to a least pose for some topless photos for our entertainment

PotOfYoghurt · 14/08/2017 15:49

Today's the day Kyle!

CeCeDrake · 14/08/2017 15:51

come on kyle, rooting for you here! OP DH might be ready to offer a blowy at this stage of the game! knock on your way in OP

Tilapia · 14/08/2017 15:53

Place marking

DooRight · 14/08/2017 15:57

safe cracking place marking

2017SoFarSoGood · 14/08/2017 16:08

PurpleDragon Topless? Topless? Huh. He owes you lot me a lot more than topless.

CeCe nope. DHwhocouldcareless is unlikely to offer him more than some water. He is a nice lovely guy though, so shall sit (upon the Watching Throne) directly in the draft coming in the deck doors that he shall open to cool the dripping sweat from Kyle's brow. It is a foggy, damp, blowy day today. May need to remind DH to get himself a blankie to wrap in while on watch.

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Beadieeye · 14/08/2017 16:39

I'm far too excited about this

JeremyCorbynsBeard · 14/08/2017 16:48

Been on tenter hooks since last week. Might crack open a bottle of prosecco when he finally gets it open Grin

Wheelycote · 14/08/2017 16:51

Is it open?? Much too excited!

AcrossthePond55 · 14/08/2017 17:19

Kyle will be there in 2 1/2 hours!

2017 hope you aren't taking BART home! We can't handle any delays!

Cool and overcast here, too. But I expect it'll be gone here in another hour.

MsHippo · 14/08/2017 17:29

Hurry up Kyle, I'm not sure my nerves can take this again!

2017SoFarSoGood · 14/08/2017 17:32

AcrossthePond I shall Caltrain it today. Bart is being tricky and kept taking a cat nap the whole way in! Not to be trusted.

(I'm actually down the road a ways, not in the city itself...)

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noschooll4mee · 14/08/2017 17:53

Jesus wept .... is it still not open ?🙈🙈

Dawnedlightly · 14/08/2017 18:09

Placating because bookmarking isn't showing on my threads I'm on!

FirstTimeMum07 · 14/08/2017 18:19

Just over 1 hour and 30 minutes

vindieselsvest · 14/08/2017 18:48

I've been following but might have missed bits!! When is the safe being opened?!

DavidByrnesBigSuit · 14/08/2017 18:49

Does Kyle know he'll get lynched by a group of angry MNers if he doesn't get the safe open today?

Yorkshirelassie · 14/08/2017 18:56

I've had to pour a glass of wine to calm my nerves...on a Monday!!WinkWine

simiisme · 14/08/2017 19:08

Come on! Or is this all just a cunning ploy to keep all of us idiots in suspense? :D

FirstTimeMum07 · 14/08/2017 19:26

He's not arrived yet

witchkat72 · 14/08/2017 19:27

Shamelessly place marking Smile

Bagely · 14/08/2017 19:33

Shall we place predictions as to what time the safe will be open? (shamelessly placemarking...Wink)

Shestolethewitchesredshoes · 14/08/2017 19:35

Oh OP, If you end up with a safe full of tatt then you'll need to send us the eBay links!