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KYLE THE SAFE CRACKER FANS COME THIS WAY!

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2017SoFarSoGood · 09/08/2017 22:02

Here you are. Phew.

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HLBug · 10/08/2017 16:01

I'm so confused. So, are Ken and Kyle from the same company then? Ken was miffed you didn't want to pay more for him on the Tuesday, so he sent you Kyle on the Wednesday instead? But randomly Kyle was already booked separately by your DH?!

HLBug · 10/08/2017 16:02

So Kyle is Ken's grandson?!

Flowersandfootballs · 10/08/2017 16:07

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Anatidae · 10/08/2017 16:14

Now that is a good wikihow

Funko · 10/08/2017 16:20

Op, you absolutely have to make it up to us. You need to start an unreasonable row with your neighbours.

Park in their drives, snog the husbands, shit on their lawn ANYTHING! We need a darn good story and we need one now!

or in about an hour and a half when I've finished work and been to the shop

2017SoFarSoGood · 10/08/2017 16:25

no no no. I know it is confusing. Let me try again.

Despite both names beginning with the same initial, that is where the relationship ends. They are not from the same company nor are they related. Nor are they both safe crackers, as we now know to our vast disappointment.

FlowersandFootball is exactly right. DH picked cheap, not verifiably able. in his defense, he did not have the weight of appeasing you lot on his shoulders, and just thought he could save a bob or two hundred. When we are about to sign paperwork that means our realtor (lovely lady - not picking on her) is going to make about $100,000 on the sale of our home, it does seem a pathetic amount to be skimping on.

I'm mortified that poor Ken is being maligned since he did not get hired therefore could not actually fail. In fact, I'm sure he would have (perhaps will still) succeed. Bastard safe lore does say that if you have had the thing drilled it does make it much more difficult to crack.

FMyLife!

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HateSummer · 10/08/2017 16:28

Cba to read the thread. What came out of the safe? I bet it was nothing.

2017SoFarSoGood · 10/08/2017 16:31

Funko The neighbors do just happen to be Russian. Are you sensing a theme here? however, they are rarely there (turns out they actually live in another city - that's another story) so can't promise quick action on that end either.

How about if I promise to share the unfolding story of the horror of a real estate deal in a most sought after California city. Complete with hair-raising numbers, that defy incredulity. Like paying your realtor what you could buy a lovely house with in most places. Would that perhaps work? I would definitely out myself doing that but if it is what it takes to appease you... cos the blowy was a waste of effort Blush

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Smiler1972 · 10/08/2017 17:05

Yes please. I love a good real estate story.

Funko · 10/08/2017 17:46

Pfft if you must not appeased

londonrach · 10/08/2017 17:48

Did someone get in the safe (comes in not reading anything)

Curlyone123 · 10/08/2017 17:52

I want to know now!!!

howmanyusernames · 10/08/2017 18:10

After reading both threads, I'm having to comment so I can see the outcome of this (hopefully not next week!)!

chrisa06 · 10/08/2017 18:13

I'm hoping after all this excitement there's something amazing in there 😀

Susiiejane · 10/08/2017 18:22

Anything yet?

dottybooboo22 · 10/08/2017 18:36

new thread????

Jux · 10/08/2017 18:38

Ah, caught up. No joy as yet, I see. Bums!

Kaleidogyn · 10/08/2017 18:49

I feel a bit sorry for Kyle. I think he is in reality someone who runs a Timpson & when your DH called he got overexcited & said "yeah, sure, I handle them bad boys all the time". He arranged for Weds so that he could watch ALL the YouTube vids he could pack in.

He's now gone home to his mum & to rethink his life.

JustDontGetItAtAll · 10/08/2017 18:52

Pls can someone link the first thread whilst you're waiting? GrinGrinGrin I'm totally confused...!!

Thankyou x

Mummymitsu2011 · 10/08/2017 18:55

What's in the box?!!

SabineUndine · 10/08/2017 18:56

Would baby oil come in handy?

paranoidmother · 10/08/2017 18:57

Placemarking Smile

noimaginationatall · 10/08/2017 19:01

Placemarking!