Harassment

[lovemelovemyboys]

I'm probably going to get a Mumsnet lecture: however I think strangers asking to take pictures of my son when we're out for a family meal every single weekend and for others to join our table to pet my son like he's a puppy is overstepping boundaries. Am I wrong ?? A: he's not a dog so petting him is just weird and b:he is my child he's not an art piece so strangers taking photos are a complete Nono.

230 hotel guests!? A football squad?!

Christ on a vintage horse bike

Does he have blonde hair and do you live in China? Are you famous? Struggling to grasp why complete strangers would want a picture with your child every weekend?

The OP has gone out with the child on the vintage horse, fending off the paparazzi as they go.

I'm really sorry about photographing your boy. The thing is, you walk round the village with him (yes you are outed now) and everyone calls him "Little Lord Fontleroy". He is cute but, let me tell you honestly, we all snap him because of those ridiculous costumes you dress him in. In fact, my BFF is thinking of reporting you to Social Services because you make such a spectacle of him.

Here's your arse OP, you definitely need it handing back to you.

1/10, must do better.

Hahaaaaa! We need to see this beautiful eye marvel...... only then can I judge/mock/swoon accordingly.

Op, I think you need to go and talk to your GP or HV about how 'special' your lovely son is.

It's not normal to recieve that amount of attention. I really think you need to seek some RL help.

I actually, can't believe I have just found you on Mumsnet. Why did you carry him into HappyMonkeys on a sedan? It really isn't fair. Also, I'm all for gender neutral stuff but sending him to school in a girls uniform was just plain cruel. Give it a break.

Atom do you really know them?

Liz Hurley did the Little Lord F thing to her boy iirc, poor little fecker

I wouldn't worry, OP.

Give it ten years and he'll be a surly fucker like every other teenager, and nobody will want to be in the same room as him, let alone laughing along with him.

Is he the football mascot?

@fatowl

I hope it is a joke, otherwise I pity the poor teachers when Jesus/Damien goes to school.

OMG that made me laugh WAY more than it should have!

Jesus/Damien PMSL!

My friend's daughter had snow white skin, blue eyes and blonde hair. When they lived in a non touristy part of Spain, she got a lot of compliments on her DD, but they certainly didn't have a paparazzi-like following. I suppose she just didn't have the right aura.

Wow.

Kate ..is that you? yes we know Prince George is cute but this is going too far.

it looks like the OP has gone now

Maybe he's bumped her off with his amazing aura.

have my very first ODFOD

Have to seen a doctor recently op? Cos I think maybe you should.

Now enough about you. I have to fend off these visitors who are clamouring to take my degus picture

Your child is dealing drugs. That's why he's so popular. They're not laughing because his laugh is infectious, it's because he's sold them nitrous oxide.

His little horse is stuffed with pure grade A cocaine.

To be honest this is something I'd never seen or heard of until we took our daughter to a tourist spot recently and we had 8 (now quite 230 😉) Chinese tourists all come up and ask (as best you can with no English) if they could hold her for a photo - the same thing happened again last weekend but only one tourist. We assume it's because of the blonde hair and bright blue eye combo (everyone comments on her eyes - I wish she got them from me but mine are dull in comparison lol)

Everyone falls in love with him he's got a special aura about him and he's a beauty his laugh is what people see.

My laugh is pretty special right now too

Well, this is weird

Purely place marking in case OP comes back with any more ridiculous comments