To think this is the most annoying combination of words in the world?

[tessiebear4]

"Feeling blessed".

We are blessed
God is good
At the end of the day
Making memories
My other half
Thinking out of the box
Ah shame
How much?!
All of the above too often used by my mil...

It's fucking loathsome OP, right up there with the dreaded, 'making memories'.

Ok. Here is my effort at getting as many of these into one imaginary Facebook post as possible.....

Boobing my lil man to sleep while hubs and I have lush picky bits for supper. Only two more sleeps til we are making memories on our holibobs! #feelingblessed

I used to refer to my DH as "my other half". No idea why because it's phrase I loathe and for one thing it would mean that the other half of me is seriously annoying a lot of the time. I've stopped now thankfully.

Most of the words and phrases already mentioned give me the boak. I don't ever say boak but it is a strong word that aptly describes my reaction. I do use methinks though. Wee is also used. Both somewhat ironically but not always.

Boobing is awful. As is breastfeeding as in 'am just breastfeeding little man' makes me cringe. Feeding. You are feeding your baby. No real need for more information. Who would ever say 'just bottle feeding little Mary'?

I cry inside when someone in my first circle uses most words mentioned in this thread. Sob.

Thank you all for reminding me why I don't do Facebook :)

YANBU! It makes me cringe. And swear.

#feelingblessed

For some reason I can't stand "Squishy" or "squidge" when referring to a newborn baby. As in "this is our new squidge everyone ". Urghh... It's a verb for a start, and a childish one at that... think I must be a real grump today!

I say wee all the time too, it's just written down that I hate!!

#soblessed #lovingeveryminute

Fuck. Off.

'Mummy friends' aren't they just your friends?
'Friendship circle' ditto
'Hubby' hate, hate, hate it
'Other half' 'better half' hate that too.
And men who refer to their girlfriends as 'the missus' dislike that term anyway but particularly dislike it when used in that way

Mumatron and Dadders?

What the fresh hell is this? And famalam? Sounds like a song by the Bay City Rollers. showing my age

I do quite like sorry/not sorry though.

@DadOnIce that made me laugh.

And that is the only way blessed should be used, unless one is of a religious persuasion.

My elderly mother once used the term 'Famalam' on fb. I don't think I'll ever get over it!

Also hate hashtags with a passion and pretty much everything else I have read on this thread. Though I have to admit to sometimes posting a boring busy day/time to relax update.

Friend and I also despise the feeling blessed bollocks. We frequently take the mick out of each other if one of us puts a photo up on Facebook we have 2 hashtags we use between each other as a piss take

#feelingblessed
#noonecares

Not necessarily annoying, but revolting - crotch supper. Never heard it until a colleague used it (and he's a right old perv, so makes it even worse)

'Bring it on!' Only used by the chronically dull, every time they have a pint and/or leave their home town.

Picky tea/bits makes me think you're picking your nose and eating it, you dirty bastards [boak]

Flippetydip - yup, I'm so with you on the adults calling a stomach a 'tummy'...
DH did it once when I had stomach cramps "have you still got a sore tum?" and I almost ripped his head off... it's the whole infantilising of everything I hate.

And yes, to 'reaching out' too - I get at least one unsolicited work email a day where someone 'just wanted to reach out to me..'
F*ck off!

Brahms I am not sure whether I want to know what that is... sounds grim in the extreme.

Has anyone said "boob to sleep"? This is my latest pet aversion.

"Just wow". Or worse: "Wow. Just wow". If it's just wow, then just say wow.

Or the mumsnet classic: "Are you always this entitled, OP?". I feel I can imagine the person saying it.

"My bad" and #mysidechick. I hid all of her posts after becoming increasingly irritated with photos of someone and her four month old daughter hash tagged #mysidechick or #sidechick.

I hate 'prolly' for probably.

Also 'invite' for invitation. Invite is a verb damn it. You invite someone to your party by giving then an invitations. I am fighting a losing battle with that one, I know.