To think this is the most annoying combination of words in the world?

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"Feeling blessed".

theM an invitation

sorry

Crotch supper? WTF is that? A blow job? If so, why would anyone post that on facebook? :hmm:

Adults that use LOL, stop.

By far the worst "out with this one" this one??? What does that even mean?? It literally gives me rage!!!

Oh hang on I have another! People who write comments on 'celebs' social media when they've posted something they find amusing. Comments like "I'm literally wetting myself"

In that case you're a dick and have a medical issue that needs seeing to.

I get disproportionately angry very easily!

Little one
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Announcements on the train : "On departure of , this service will call at ..."

No! Where is (town/city) going?

#feelingblessed# at having found this thread

I used to work with a woman who used 'boob' as a verb constantly.

She had this affected 'posh' scouse accent and used to talk at people, at length about "going to booby group", "giving her dd a boob", "expressing booby juice", how her dd was a "boob monster".

Just writing about her is irritating me, she wasn't even from Liverpool, just nearby, so her fake exaggerated accent compounded the sheer arghhhh-ness of the whole thing.

Also... adults using tummy, yummy, yum etc.

One of my FB friends and her DP constantly use hashtags, but make sentences out of them. Often upwards of a dozen on one status
she is a serial offender of using many of the phrases already mentioned here.
This is her latest status word for word, with a selfie of her and her DP pulling faces. I've copied and pasted it.
(I don't think she's on Mumsnet but she'd recognise herself from this):

So me and this one had the best Tuesday ever with the fam. So blessed to be part of two amazing families.
#GoodTimes #Memories #MakingMemories #FamilyMemories #Fam #Family #Couple #BeautifulCouple #SchoolHolidaysAreTheBest #LoveThisGuy #Boyfriend #BestBoyfriend #DatAssDoe #BoardGames #FutureProofing #SoManyLaughs #AlwaysTimeForASelfie #RedHair #TwoFamiliesBecomeOne #CannotWaitForTheFuture #ScrapbookingForOurFutureLives #Love #Tuesday

Every status is like this. We call her #HashtagHannah

Feeling blessed and #soblessed is the biggest pile of self obsessed aren't I perfect and my children are too twat cockwomble shite I ever hear, when I read it I think lies, it's all rubbish and you live in cloud cookoo land x and also #makingmemories fekin weirdos x

Ordinary people who refer to their friendship group as their "circle". You're not in a Jilly Cooper novel.

Can I add "ickle" instead of little.

You're a thirty-odd year old woman FFS not a three year old with a speech impediment.

The same woman uses "daddykins" to refer to her DF on facebook and it just makes me want to vomit!

DatAssDoe
Say what???

Ordinary people who refer to their friendship group as their "circle". You're not in a Jilly Cooper novel

Or even worse #squad! Squad is for teenagers, not mothers of teenagers.

Oh god, Maybe. I'd be torn between wanting to defriend her, and goggling over her commitment to hashtags.

This one. I have an otherwise lovely colleague, who is forever posting photos of her and family "out for steaks with this one/this lad".
I don't know why that irritates me, but it does.

I don't mind the word supper but anyone who shortens it to 'Sups' needs to have their head boiled.

Using the word 'chunk' to describe a baby.

"Me and my little chunk"
"He/she's turning into a right chunk(y monkey)"

Didn't realise quite how irritating it was until I wrote it down just now!

When women refer to their son as their King like they had to take Princess and kick it up a notch. I also hate Momma Bear and "at the end of the day". Oh, and "I'm not being funny, but..."

Ha ha! I fucking love this thread!

I went for lunch with my younger DS (31 so NO excuse) and she said to the waiting staff, "Can I grab...?" I was

I almost wished for the ubiquitous and unfortunate "Can I get...?"

However, I am a fan of #justsayin'! See how I deliberately leave off the last g and replace it with an apostrophe. That means I'm being ironic!

Barf.

YANBU!

I can beat "out with this one"

I have someone who refers to their children as "the boy one" and "the girl one"

@Metallic - I am addicted to be updates!
And Mama - that is not the first time she's used #DatAssDoe.
And worse - she's a TA and he's a Chemistry teacher.

Think, as in "I work for the NHS, think doctor, nurse etc"

Oh! Another one 'out with my girls' meaning friends, or 'girly night out' gets my goat!