To think this is the most annoying combination of words in the world?

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"Feeling blessed".

Posting in infantilised misspelling, for the voice of their pet.

"I iz getting snossages from the hooman"

Fuck the fuckity fuck off.

I know someone who uses the word 'Golden' to describe people, events, etc. As in "We had a golden time at Alton Towers" or "Have you seen Xs new bubba? She's golden"

WTF? A child is made from a precious metal?

To the woman I used to work with who used "Awesome" to describe EVERYTHING, here's a dictionary, please find a new word.

"I know someone who uses the word 'Golden' to describe people, events, etc"

I think that's OK if she's 70 and from the East End........

To those who have said they don't like yum/yummy, I'll raise you. When my dad has had a nice meal he says it's yumbo-the-diddle-o.

YUMBO-THE-DIDDLE-O!!!!! amazing, that made me laugh out loud!
Actually, my dad does say 'yum-diddly-umptious', but that doesn't irritate me for some reason. A lot of other things he does do though! :)

I also find the babying of children's names grating when children get older. I have a friend whose child is called Ben. Lovely. However she insists of calling him baby Bennie still. All. The. Time. He is eight. No one else calls him this. It - as another poster said earlier - makes my teeth itch!

Worst thing is, he corrects her when she does it in front of him and she still does it!

Yumbo-the-diddle-oh?

You win the thread!

My DB has a habit of saying 'okely dokely' in the manner of Ned Flanders from The Simpsons. I come over all childish when he does it (we are both in our thirties) and feel the urge to give him a massive Chinese burn or shut him in a cupboard (not that I ever did those things, honest!)

Hate the phrase 'makes my teeth itch'

"Go hard or go home"
When describing any type of exercise..... Designed to make anybody who doesn't exercise until they vomit feel inferior.

Describing something in your life as going on 'this amazing journey'. Why does everything have to be a journey?

Making memories with my favourites #memories #favorites #lovethem #holibobs #myprince #princess #holiday #fun

People only ever referring to their daughter as 'princess' we have a whole generation of spoilt princess growing up now and they will have a shock when they get into the real world and find out they aren't in fact a princess!

Also 'boils my piss' sounds awful!

I hate the word tribe when used to describe a group of friends especially when it leads to vomit inducingly twee hashtags. If you live communally in a jungle somewhere then fine otherwise it makes me cringe.

I've said it before - little man is slang for clitoris. Just stop it.

I agree with all of this. 'Scrummy' also makes me wince...

Proud mummy moment. Urgh. This also = smug mother.

'Boils my piss' - yy to whoever mentioned that! I always visualise boiling piss and it makes me feel sick! Same with 'grips my shit'. Bleugh!

Another one for 'this one' / 'these ones' usually at the end of a twee phrase. Oh and fambam,

'Out with the fambam today to #make memories, that's if these ones don't get up to too much trouble! lol oj #blessed'

It just does something to me I always wonder how the people making these memories stay off social media long enough to actually do so. I shouldn't really comment though, seeing as I'm on MN every day.

People who share a photo or phrase and put simply the word 'This.' after it. Has to have a full stop too! Irritating as hell!

I agree with so many of these.

A friend on my FB refers to her twin sons as 'me boys' every time she mentions them - yes, complete with apostrophes on either side of the words. It makes me cringe. I mean, "my" boys would be bad enough but 'me boys' is just ridiculous.

Another one which is quite niche; I'm on some FB groups for designer handbags and they're offered referred to as Mulbaby/Mulbabies (Mulberry) and just as bad, 'she' when discussing them. As in "I got my new Mulbaby today and she is just beautiful". Fuck the fuck off.

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'Boils my piss' - yy to whoever mentioned that! I always visualise boiling piss and it makes me feel sick! Same with 'grips my shit'. Bleugh!

Agreed. These are truly revolting expressions. The former, I see here quite a bit. Ugh

I was sat...

Bless - used in an attempt to patronise.

People saying they are "aghast" over rrally trivial things. I see it on here quite often "I am aghast that you think it's ok to have a glass of wine with dc in the house"
You're not aghast, you are judgemental.

My pet hate is "adulting" (from those in their 20s, any older should be a hanging offence!).

As in "been adulting today!" because they've put the laundry on, done a big food shop, and sorted paperwork/paid bills.

I can accept that people might have a weird feeling of "I'm a grown-up now!" if they do something like buy a house in their early-mid 20s, but "adulting" is always applied to mundane stuff they should have been doing for years.