To think this is the most annoying combination of words in the world?

[tessiebear4]

"Feeling blessed".

Oh dear. Am reading this on a train sat a table with two perfectly nice random men who now think I am a loon because i am actually literally crying with laughter. (And I'm only up to p8).

I wish my two were still babies. Then I could invent the phrase shitey cuddles.

The word "loon". Dreadful.

"Bae" Can't bear that one.

I still don't totally understand the boob to sleep thing. I get the replacing the word breastfeeding. But what does boob to sleep mean? Like it sounds like a command I just don't understand. "You are boob to sleep" "he is boob to sleep" "I was boob to sleep" "come in officer boob to sleep" and I agree. Can't think of a situation where it's necessary to include the fact that a baby is getting its milk from the breast to sleep. Surely the point is that the baby is eating to sleep?

For me the point was that I was being eaten alive, so none of the 'milky cuddles' stuff seemed appropriate.

Lil man! What the fuck is wrong with saying little?!

Milky cuddles, equally horrendous!

Any fucking emojis. Hate them.
Hollibobs
Crimbo
Knapsack

Why say boob to sleep when you can say feed to sleep? I feed my baby to sleep, he is breastfed so I guess I could say breastfeed to sleep but I don't know why the breast bit would be so important. What's a milky cuddle? Is it just cuddling while feeding? Why the need for the milky bit?

It all sounds terribly smug and 'look at me I'm breastfeeding'. I say that as someone who has spent the best part of the last 3 years breastfeeding my children.

Ickle

Meh

Meh is pathetic.

Skinnies

Yes to cheeky

"Just having a cheeky glass of wine with this one"

Smashing it as in I'm in the gym smashing it or I smashed it in the gym or any sort of motivational gee up in sport that requires dickheads to scream "Come on let's smash it!" Piss off!!!

Oh, I like Meh...

It is the best passive aggressive response to people who will not back the hell off with telling me that X is sooooo good, you have to try it/watch it/travel there etc.

I don't use boob to sleep because I am being smug . I actually bloody hate boobing to sleep . I use boob to sleep because he isn't actually feeding . He is 18 months old , has teeth, and has just devoured a three course meal . He is sort of comfort sucking and teething on me as he nods of . If dh calls and I don't answer I might text 'he's on the boob'. No am not feeding him. Boob to sleep just sort of sums up what he's doing when it's not just feeding . I don't know what's smug about it . I actually don't enjoy it but it's the only thing that gets him down .

Mine doesn't sound too bad compared to these but i hate "to die for". Recently my mum has started saying this when she's telling me about something she's eaten. I cant explain why it irritates so much, it just does....especially when she elongates the dieeeeeeeeee

Ah fuck this shite makes my teeth itch and makes me want to kill the bastard who spouts it. FUCK OFF!

Drank the kool aid.
Sheeple.
I immediately assume people who use these are tin foil hatted idiots.

Peeps

Peeps

Peeps

With the greater of respect - there's another one - can you stop with the boob to sleep stuff.

I'm enjoying this thread and I don't want to have to hide it

Agreed, boob to sleep is unecessary and rather vomit inducing

I do say boobing though. I think it's cute

It's not cute, it's awful. It might be cute (but a bit weird) if said by a toddler, but said by an adult it's many things none of which are either good or cute.

Someone going out for a cheeky glass of wine or a cheeky pint

Makes me die a little.

Pussy Hound?

Are you talking about a particularly ferocious, growling cat? It's a new one on me!