To think this is the most annoying combination of words in the world?

[tessiebear4]

"Feeling blessed".

Oh and people referring to their "little ones" about their nephews

"Working Smarter"
Said frequently by senior management in NHS, it means yes we know that we're massively understaffed but there's a recruitment freeze so we'll try and bully remaining employees to work even harder!

I've used 'feeling blessed' before. I honestly having nothing to be smug about, but went through trauma and things started to get better.

Over use of it for normal everyday things pisses me off though.

My worldies
My littlies
I also hate when parents have to state on every picture they post of their child how much they love them.

My bad.

I text her last week.

Open the chest of draws.

Going forward.

My bestie

'And we all fell about'.

When describing a group of people laughing.

Loving life.
Bitch, please.
On point.

Some randomer
No ! You mean stranger!

Family time. Bleurrggghhh

My bestie... when used by grown up
Change your bum... makes no fucking sense
#loveyoutothemoonandback.. at least be original with your statements that no one else needs to know. Would we presume you didn't love your baby if you didn't keep telling us?

#justdarling

No!

"Ample assets"

"Bear with...".
And worst of all, "at all". As in "would you like any duty free at all?"
No, I don't want any at all, not even just a little bit.
Oh, and "product" when you go to the hairdresser. In fact "would you like any product at all?" Is the worse sentence in the world.
Bear with, while I go and vomit.

I also hate boob as a verb.

I'm boobing the baby
I've boobed her all day
Sat here boobing

Why not just say 'fed' or 'feeding'. I just don't understand the need to specify every five minutes that you're breastfeeding. I don't care (Yes I bf my DC).

Feeling blessed
Making memories
Ok my lovely
Alright Hun
Family time
Putting anything in a hash tag!!

Little one. Urge

ugh, obviously

Snacking. Particularly as the name of an aisle in a supermarket.

I didn't realise that boob as a verb was widely used. It's bad enough as a noun!

Boob was not used as a verb when I was bf'ing! It was feeding. The annoying phrase was 'are you feeding her yourself?'
No, I'm leaving her to starve!!

I was a bit puzzled the first time I heard 'I'm feeding her myself'. It made it sound like the alternative was a butler.

My most hated phrase is 'grab bag' - so uncouth - and I hate those adverts that say sofas are 499 - 499 what? Can I pay in buttons?!