To think this is the most annoying combination of words in the world?

[tessiebear4]

"Feeling blessed".

I hate the phrase "working mother". Ugh, no. It makes it sound like you're in some way exceptional (not in a good way) as a worker (because you're a mother) and as a mother (because you work). Fuck off. When was the last time you heard "working father"?

I also hate "A girl at work". Gah. Unless you're doing a paper round, if the person in question is old enough to work then she's a fucking woman not a girl.

teawantu I see your fell pregnant and raise you we're pregnant. Unless it's a lesbian couple who are both pregnant at the same time then no, just no.

Judgey pants - assuming I'm allowed to say that on MN.

Proud Momma
Little One

Vom.

Princess on board signs in cars. Or grandchild on board. I fucking hate those stupid signs. It doesn't make me want to ram into the back of their car any less, quite the contrary.

We're pregnant - fuck right off unless your vomiting every day too.

Fam. Or even worse, if that's possible: famalam

FFS!

I don't like "needs gone" or "needs done" or anything else along those lines.

For example a friend who was selling something said "This needs gone asap because I'm having a new one delivered" and she will also say things like "this needs done urgently" about any important task she has to do.

I don't like seeing the word disgusted written as "discusted" or the word chick written as "chic".

Feeling "anything.com" is also annoying. It's not annoying.com, just annoying.

One of my friends has just posted this drivel on FB: "'If I knew then what I know now I'd still do it all over again' I'm so blessed with these beautiful boys 💙💙 #forevergrateful"

pieceofmich I had such a horrible flashback reading that, an ex boyfriend from a long time ago used to ask if I was on the blob if I got annoyed. [Shudder]

'Fixed that for you' when referring to and changing someone else's post.
No you arrogant arse, I meant what I typed the first time!

This one

Put in your PIN number

We're pregnant

We're having a roast and all the trimmings

Sanpro

"She's got problems down there" usually stage whispered while pointing at their stomach

' boils my piss' possible the most vulgar expression in the world (and I am quite vulgar)

Yes! What are all those trimmings, Gingham? Did they think I'd assume they were just having some roast meat and nothing else?

I saw someone announce that their baby had a 'loose bum' on FB last week

#overshare #feelingdisgusted #makingmevomit

I'm humbled gives me the rage - I have a facebook "friend" who uses it all the time.

Moist gusset

Agree that picky bits makes me want to stab said speaker through their picky eye.

I also think that supper, as in 'do come round for supper'. if not spoken by Nanny Mcphee or landed gentry, makes the utterer a pretentious twat.

Don't get me started on 'picky' and Kirsty Alsopp.. arghhhhhh 😱😱😱😱😱

Also saw the phrase 'calm your tits' on here recently...

Poster goes straight to the top of the 'common as muck' pile....

@SpottedGingham oh god yes to "sanpro". NOBODY ACTUALLY TALKS LIKE THAT!

I like sanpro - it sounds like it was invented by a soviet committee.

I like calm your tits.
Although these alternatives are good, too.

All excellent choices, Dawn.

I hate it when people say things like "good times had by all" urgh. How about I had a great time?!