To think this is the most annoying combination of words in the world?

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"Feeling blessed".

Yes to virtually all the above.

Also, using "was like" as a substitute for "said". I saw Jane today and she was like "shall we have a coffee?" and I was like "yeah".

I was sitting behind two people on a train recently who spoke like that for about twenty minutes. Eventually I moved seats, it was either that or stab them with my umbrella.

Any story beginning with the word 'So'.

I like the sound of your husband. I bet he doesn't use hashtags.

He doesn't even know what a hashtag is!

When women with children talk about their "brood" - you're not a frigging canary, you twat!

random assortment of shit left in the fridge that isn't quite coherent enough to label 'tapas

This is fridge gravel in our house!😄

Crimbo, holibobs and amazeballs. Fuck off! Learn to speak!

Ickle man/woman/lady
Simples/confused.com/methinks
Omnomnom/boob to sleep/milkmonaster
People who hashtag their alcoholic drinks. Alright Susan we can all see you're drinking prosecco for the forty-third consecutive day. Happy #wineWednesday to you.

I essentially hate anyone who isn't speaking proper English, who uses slogans, or who makes their life out to be so much greater than anyone else's.

Wow. Some of you need to calm down. I can't imagine getting so het up over a few phrases.

ALSO PEOPLE WHO GET "PACIFICALLY" (as in the Pacific Ocean) and "SPECIFICALLY" mixed up, whilst arguing about something and being convinced they are delivering an amazing argument.

Crimbo, holibobs and amazeballs

They sound like they should be varieties of Haribo.

I once stayed overnight with friends of a friend, when travelling. One of the occupants of the house did a big theatrical yawn around 9pm and announced it was "time for sleepy bobo's". She was 24 years old.

I hate " visiting with" when it just means visiting

Stupid sickly images with shit like " the most precious jewels you'll ever have around your neck are the arms of your children" Er, yuck.

Can't stand all the above particularly
'Piece' of work
We need to 'unpick' this
and anything that makes things seem a lot more complicated than they actually are

zeeboo I believe you were meant to start that off with 'Wow. Just wow.'

As you were.

tomorrow ah Zeeboo, always contrary.

"To die for" when talking about chocolate cakes or the ilk

"I was sat there" AAAAAAAAAArrrrgh.

"Please recommend me a " Double aAAAAAAArrrrghhh

Got a "few bits" from the supermarket. shudders

'on the boob' instead of using the word 'period'

'I feel like shit today because I'm on the blob.' 🤢

Thanks to MN I now get instant rage and furious anger at the phrase "cooking from scratch".

Its so fucking up itself and smugly virtuous look at me signalling, when what they mean is they boiled some peas and cooked a pork chop. FUCK OFF.

I realise this is very specific but I am unreasonably enraged with Eurotunnel most of the time, but especially when they announce "we apologise for the delay in departure, we are just waiting for a route".

It is a tunnel that takes you from A to B and another tunnel that takes you from B to A. How can there be a debate about the route?

In DH's previous job he was older than most of the people he was working with. They all seemed to use "sweet" when pleased about something. So we started using it at home to take the piss out of ourselves.

He has recently started in a new job and has had to bite his tongue a few times to stop himself declaring a situation "sweet" in an exaggerated git like voice.

It is a tunnel that takes you from A to B and another tunnel that takes you from B to A. How can there be a debate about the route?

Quantum tunnel? "we are just waiting for our observer at Calais to collapse the wave function and we will be off"

sorry. Niche joke there.

Apologies for not explaining, but crotch supper refers to sitting in front of the tv with your dinner on your lap. Absolutely revolting.

'Fell pregnant'.

Makes my teeth itch.