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Come all ye Safe Crackers - AIBU to move without opening it?

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2017SoFarSoGood · 01/08/2017 17:52

Fool that I am, I chose AIBU for my first post. Eek! Here goes.

15 years ago we moved into our beautiful home. In the downstairs room (family room I guess) there is a large walk-in closet. In the back of that closet, to the right, there is another smaller closet, without a door. The bottom 3 feet is raised, and carpeted, oddly. Hardwood floors everywhere but there. DH poked around, and lo and behold: the raised floor (I shall draw a diagram if I this thread gets any interest - I know it is a prerequisite in circumstances such as these) lifts up! It is a carpet covered fake floor covering A LOCKED SAFE. A rather large, locked safe. Locked tight. It is built into the cupboard.

So here's my AIBU. Is it unreasonable to spend $500 or so to have a locksmith come crack it? We are preparing to sell up, and could find lots of other things to do with that money. We could leave it for the new owners to open, but where is the fun in that? On the other hand, what if it has even one thing of wonder (or value) locked inside?

Would you crack it?

Wou ld you take bets on what lives inside?

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Wheelycote · 09/08/2017 21:04
fuckingroundabout · 09/08/2017 21:05

fucking dolls :| creepy as hell

NanooCov · 09/08/2017 21:05

One hour forty five minutes he's been there. WTF?!?! Hurry up Kyle you safecracking buttmunch

Cuntysnark · 09/08/2017 21:06

I'm refreshing whilst on the loo. All class & hygiene...

clairethewitch70 · 09/08/2017 21:06

Who lived in your house previously ?

TheMasterNotMargarita · 09/08/2017 21:06

I was just going to say if its a doll dont post a photo thanks for that Shock.

Puzzledandpissedoff · 09/08/2017 21:06

Oh god, stop it Funko ... that's awful Shock Shock

CremeFresh · 09/08/2017 21:07

Can you imagine finding those dolls. It'll be a whole new thread

AIBU to not take my safe cracker to hospital because he fell over with shock at seeing scary dolls and has broken his arm .

HLBug · 09/08/2017 21:07

You're gonna need another thread soon OP unless Kyle gets a bloody move on

2017SoFarSoGood · 09/08/2017 21:07

Ok funko now I am officially scared. I may prefer a human head to that.

As I wait I am seriously considering how much work it would be to pile all of my real and fake jewelry into a fake treasure chest I have, just to have something to show you. If it is empty. As it more than likely is.

I may have to throw up soon.

OP posts:
ItsNachoCheese · 09/08/2017 21:08

Come on to fuck kyle shift your arse and get a move on and open the bloody thing! I want know whats inside

MarilynWhirlwindRocks · 09/08/2017 21:08

Well that's just guaranteed a disturbed night for me, Funko.

Funko · 09/08/2017 21:09

GrinGrin

MyLittlePickleBoo · 09/08/2017 21:09

Damn it Funko! Now I don't want to refresh the page because those creepy dolls keep staring at me! ShockSad

ColourfulOrangex · 09/08/2017 21:10

Oh feeding my baby her night feed and catching up on this thread, I really hope it's not empty...although empty may be better than that scary clown doll thing Grin

picklemepopcorn · 09/08/2017 21:10

What time is it there now? Wondering about his hourly rate!

Allice · 09/08/2017 21:11

Scared the thread will fill up and we'll never know!

Funko · 09/08/2017 21:12

Op is gonna wish it were dolls if it's empty 😂😂

Puzzledandpissedoff · 09/08/2017 21:12

Is ANYONE going to upload Kyle's photo on here?? Being an old gimmer I haven't a clue about apps and I could really do with Kyle's ass something to look at while we wait

OpenTheDammSafeKyle · 09/08/2017 21:13

Steals charger off dd and settles in with wine 🍷 Grin

BitOutOfPractice · 09/08/2017 21:13

Oh my god I thought this would be past the big reveal by now...

TheMasterNotMargarita · 09/08/2017 21:13

The ass photo aint all that.
You are not missing out.
( ' )

CremeFresh · 09/08/2017 21:13

Here you go Puzzled

Come all ye Safe Crackers  - AIBU to move without opening it?
BayLeaves · 09/08/2017 21:14

I've only just joined this thread and I've scrolled through literally every post, was fully expecting some boring resolution by the end - nope this is LIVE and ongoing?! So exciting! I might get popcorn.

Puzzledandpissedoff · 09/08/2017 21:15

It's about 1.15pm, pickle ... just subtract 8 hours from GMT, as SF won't be moving further west any time soon

Unless the Big One hits, and then we'll never know what happened ...