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Come all ye Safe Crackers - AIBU to move without opening it?

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2017SoFarSoGood · 01/08/2017 17:52

Fool that I am, I chose AIBU for my first post. Eek! Here goes.

15 years ago we moved into our beautiful home. In the downstairs room (family room I guess) there is a large walk-in closet. In the back of that closet, to the right, there is another smaller closet, without a door. The bottom 3 feet is raised, and carpeted, oddly. Hardwood floors everywhere but there. DH poked around, and lo and behold: the raised floor (I shall draw a diagram if I this thread gets any interest - I know it is a prerequisite in circumstances such as these) lifts up! It is a carpet covered fake floor covering A LOCKED SAFE. A rather large, locked safe. Locked tight. It is built into the cupboard.

So here's my AIBU. Is it unreasonable to spend $500 or so to have a locksmith come crack it? We are preparing to sell up, and could find lots of other things to do with that money. We could leave it for the new owners to open, but where is the fun in that? On the other hand, what if it has even one thing of wonder (or value) locked inside?

Would you crack it?

Wou ld you take bets on what lives inside?

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scotchpie · 09/08/2017 20:50

IFFS Kyle, I'm bursting for the loo and the wi fi is glitchy.

ChrisPrattsFace · 09/08/2017 20:51

THE WAIT IS KILLING ME

whosideawasthis · 09/08/2017 20:51

the suspense . .

Justmuddlingalong · 09/08/2017 20:51

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Come all ye Safe Crackers  - AIBU to move without opening it?
Funko · 09/08/2017 20:54

Anyone else starting to despise the name Kyle? Wink

AcrossthePond55 · 09/08/2017 20:55

Sitting in parking lot waiting for DS2. Thank God for the app!

SomeOtherFuckers · 09/08/2017 20:55

I'm thinking of bad words that start with a C/K sound as we speak

Cate1362 · 09/08/2017 20:55

Just stumbled on this thread - finding something like this is my DH's absolute dream, and he's the one always rolling his eyes at me reading MN threads...

TheMasterNotMargarita · 09/08/2017 20:55

I'm chanting c'mon Kylie..to the the tune of Come on Eileen.

2017SoFarSoGood · 09/08/2017 20:56

Completely different noises now.

Strange sucking noise. I'm afraid to go look.

Okay. More soft, very careful sounding drilling.

OP posts:
picklemepopcorn · 09/08/2017 20:56

I need to remember to breath as I scroll through the thread!

mummyofmoomoos · 09/08/2017 20:56

Tell him you are going to cack in his tool bag if he dosent hurryyyy!!!

DavidByrnesBigSuit · 09/08/2017 20:58

I read all of this thread in one go and am now trying not to stress-eat my entire bag of Doritos... come on Kyle!

SleepingStandingUp · 09/08/2017 20:59

On sleep duty. I need excitement

SmilingButClueless · 09/08/2017 20:59

I now have the "Kyle's Mom" song from South Park going round my head!

not placemarking at all

Puzzledandpissedoff · 09/08/2017 20:59

Strange sucking noise. I'm afraid to go look

That'll be him carefully sucking the diamonds into his vacuum machine ... you're never going to see them now Grin

MooPointCowsOpinion · 09/08/2017 20:59

That's totally an empty gun safe, they're legally required for certain licences weapons.

Interestingly I was told if the license holder dies the guns are immediately seizable by armed police, which seems quite a lot to put a person's widow through right after he has died...

LovelyOtherDinosaur · 09/08/2017 21:00

I reeeeeeeally hope the op isn't going to do an 'end of the last episode of the first season of lost' reveal and just leave it there....

MrsMKJ · 09/08/2017 21:00

puzzle 😂😂😂

CremeFresh · 09/08/2017 21:01

Soft drilling you say ? I reckon he's nearly there !

Dancinginthemidnight · 09/08/2017 21:01

Come on Kyle get a move on.

SleepingStandingUp · 09/08/2017 21:02

Listen out for a scream, and then ne Er seeing Kyle ever again.

Call in the Winchesters...

mumdebump · 09/08/2017 21:02

Have downloaded the app for this. Come on Kyle.

powernapsrule · 09/08/2017 21:03

Just found this thread and the anticipation is killing me. Like the OP i have no patience

Funko · 09/08/2017 21:04

There's gonna be a doll in it.