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Come all ye Safe Crackers - AIBU to move without opening it?

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2017SoFarSoGood · 01/08/2017 17:52

Fool that I am, I chose AIBU for my first post. Eek! Here goes.

15 years ago we moved into our beautiful home. In the downstairs room (family room I guess) there is a large walk-in closet. In the back of that closet, to the right, there is another smaller closet, without a door. The bottom 3 feet is raised, and carpeted, oddly. Hardwood floors everywhere but there. DH poked around, and lo and behold: the raised floor (I shall draw a diagram if I this thread gets any interest - I know it is a prerequisite in circumstances such as these) lifts up! It is a carpet covered fake floor covering A LOCKED SAFE. A rather large, locked safe. Locked tight. It is built into the cupboard.

So here's my AIBU. Is it unreasonable to spend $500 or so to have a locksmith come crack it? We are preparing to sell up, and could find lots of other things to do with that money. We could leave it for the new owners to open, but where is the fun in that? On the other hand, what if it has even one thing of wonder (or value) locked inside?

Would you crack it?

Wou ld you take bets on what lives inside?

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Eminybob · 09/08/2017 20:38

Wow I'm some glad I only found this thread today, I couldn't have handled a week of suspense!

CremeFresh · 09/08/2017 20:39

Have just suffered mortal injury from cat because I'm not taking any notice of her.

I hope you're happy Kyle

Come all ye Safe Crackers  - AIBU to move without opening it?
Funko · 09/08/2017 20:39

Budge up jg1 stop hogging the sheets

2017SoFarSoGood · 09/08/2017 20:40

Well thank you apocket I completely forgot that. Sheesh. What kind of good Scottish person am I to bargain against myself? Oh shoot. Now I have to tell him the 50 is off of 380.

But that is a good bargain. She says. 😝 lucky did not boast to DH of bargaining prowess.

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MoonfaceAndSilky · 09/08/2017 20:40

I thought it was 380 for Wednesday morning??

Yes wasn't the $585 for next day. Don't let him rip you off Shock

WhipMaWhop · 09/08/2017 20:40

Eminybob same here, when I started reading I saw Tuesday and presumed yesterday and then I realised it was a week ago and something must be happening!

QuietNinjaTardis · 09/08/2017 20:43

carries on attempting to fix the Tardis
Don't mind me, I'll be on my way just as soon as this is done...

WhipMaWhop · 09/08/2017 20:43

Also has anyone else got an O Come All Ye Faithful earworm?

APocketfulOfStars · 09/08/2017 20:43

I'm always hot on the topic of getting a bargain! Grin Hope you still manage to get the 50 off!

andpeggy29 · 09/08/2017 20:44

Right has this safe been opened yet or not? I've not got time can't be arsed to read through 600 odd posts!

laura1206 · 09/08/2017 20:44

My son puked everywhere before and had to be bathed again. I had just got to an update and was excited it was THE update. I'm now sat feeding him again hoping he doesn't spew this lot.

mydietstartsmonday · 09/08/2017 20:44

Omg I have just found the thread, how exciting

CremeFresh · 09/08/2017 20:45

He's down to the plate Peggy

WooWooSister · 09/08/2017 20:45

Not yet andpeggy but the safe cracker is listening with a stethoscope as we all wait with bated breath

I know I made up the stethoscope part.It was dramatic licence

RTKangaMummy · 09/08/2017 20:47

Oke doke thanks but seems you need to remind him of previous price
Really hope it does have some gold in it SmileSmileSmile

sixinthebedandthelittleonesaid · 09/08/2017 20:48

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2017SoFarSoGood · 09/08/2017 20:48

Creme Star** for paying for attention.

The silences between loud noises are getting longer. That must be a good sign. Right?

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Puzzledandpissedoff · 09/08/2017 20:48

Is anyone else channelling Howard Carter at Tutankhamen's tomb ...

"What can you see, sir?"

"Treasure ... wonderful things!!"

Grin
retainertrainer · 09/08/2017 20:48

You all know it's going to be completely empty don't you?!

RTKangaMummy · 09/08/2017 20:48

Silly app was supposed to be SmileSmileSmile

Bagely · 09/08/2017 20:48

DH says "Kyle, HTFU. It's a short journey between not giving a single fuck and needing-to-know-immediately-no-please."

Bagely · 09/08/2017 20:49

now-please not no-please.

SomeOtherFuckers · 09/08/2017 20:49

We know @retainertrainer but we hold out hope

Funko · 09/08/2017 20:49

For this thread I have sat outside chain smoking in the cold

I have not put a wash on

I have not run a bath

I am running out of beer

Decsbetterhalf · 09/08/2017 20:50
Grin