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Professional Northerners

228 replies

DonaldStott · 30/07/2017 09:35

Disclaimer - I am a Northerner, but I cannot fucking stand these people. Jason Manford, peter kay, shelley lindsay, paddy mcguinness, 'ooh I'm so northern I go the chippy for me breakfast', ooh only northerners get me cos I'm so northern',

Fuck off.

Only because I have just heard jason manford on the radio making up his northern stories that never happened and it really annoyed me Angry

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DonaldStott · 30/07/2017 11:17

I don't actually feel the need for you to be so wound up about it. And as you haven't said where in the north west you're from, I'm guessing it's somewhere more 'desirable' than the likes of Hulme where Jason is from or Bolton where paddy & Peter are from

Are you a professional northerner? Grin

I am actually from one of the most deprived areas in the north west. I just find it totally boring that 'paddy and peter' if we're using first name terms, are using the same shtick that wore out years ago.

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x2boys · 30/07/2017 11:20

Yes they do repeat them selves but so do loads of comedians but they still get people wanting to come to their shows so clearly some people do like their humour

dementedma · 30/07/2017 11:20

people beat me to it with John Bishop and his teeth grating super Scouse accent. I have to turn the sound down,
Disclaimer: dh is a Scouser as are many of our friends and nobody talks like that.

Auspiciouspanda · 30/07/2017 11:22

I'm from Hull - when I was an event organiser at the excel centre an event assistant on her first day laughed in my face as I was introducing myself as my accent was 'soooooo hilarious and common'.

All these comedians give such a bad impression of the north it's sad.

Crinkle77 · 30/07/2017 11:25

Andy Burnham doesn't put his accent on. It's actually quite a soft scouse accent I think.

SlothMama · 30/07/2017 11:26

OP if you heard my family from Bolton you honestly wouldn't think Paddy puts it on. They have very very thick accents!

MaureenDodd · 30/07/2017 11:28

North West Engalnd here and I love all mentioned (even Plastic Scouser, John Bishop ... in small doses)

Any comedian with an accent bases their entire career on making a caricature of their background. Doesn't matter where they're from. Kevin Bridges, Russell Howard, Mickey Flannigan - they all base their work on what they know, which is what their audience likes.

You don't like it, that's fine - each to their own.

LaSourciere · 30/07/2017 11:28

Boltonian here and I know lots of people who sound like Peter Kay.

JamRock · 30/07/2017 11:29

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LaSourciere · 30/07/2017 11:29

I agree with a PP about the transcribing of Northern accents; people write "oop" for up but that is just weird.

CauliflowerSqueeze · 30/07/2017 11:36

Agree.
An ex-colleague of mine was originally from Yorkshire but has lived in the south east or Middle East ever since. Every SINGLE Facebook update (and there are lots) alludes to going tut pub. Or a nice Yorkshire cup of tea. Or wouldn't get this weather in Yorkshire. Or "Bairns enjoying tut pool" etc. We don't care. Fuck off!

I did love James Corden mentioning how he was from High Wycombe!! Yay for boring suburban market towns!

MaureenDodd · 30/07/2017 11:36

The only Ben Elton book I have ever picked up, got flung across the room in disgrace and sheer rage because the jumped-up-twat had used "fook" to describe how the main, Northern, character spoke. The page was littered with it and I just thought "you ignorant, patronising, pompous, arsewipe"

DonaldStott · 30/07/2017 11:43

My uncle (scouser) married a woman from Bolton and has lived there, with their boltonian children (my cousins) for about 30 years. His wife and kids obviously have bolton accents, so I do have first hand knowledge of this, but it doesn't define them.

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Witchend · 30/07/2017 11:47

I was brought up in the north, and I do and I don't relate to what you're saying.

My accent is pretty non-existent most of the time now. However if I'm visiting my parents or speaking to someone with a similar accent, I find it comes on. I can exaggerate it though Grin.
I had a friend at uni who was from Scotland. Never knew by her accent until I'd seen her for a couple of years and she started talking about Scotland, and the more she talked the stronger her accent grew. It wasn't deliberate.

But I do find there is an attitude of "we're discriminated against and we're actually better" from a lot of the people I know well who live in the north. I get a lot of "don't you wish you lived back up here?" type comments.

My parents are convinced we live in a huge crime ridden area simply because it's south (in one of the police reports our area was in the bottom 5 in the country for crime, whereas their village crime rate is appalling when the known brothers are out of jail and not quite so bad when they're in jail)

Dm thinks your life expectancy on the M25 is about 19 seconds, whereas I find the roads round them a nightmare-they're inclined to have a sign saying "inner lane for A582 and A342" until the point where they put up hatchings where it's suddenly "A342 only" and you find you're syphoned off. They know the roads so find it fine. I know the roads down here, so find them fine. (well I do avoid M25 at rush hour if possible, but that's from common sense not self preservation)

Apparently in the south we have no nature, only air pollution, are rude and they think that we're in a permanent state of lockdown due to terrorist activity as well...
Which is odd because when they come down here they find we're actually right next to a protected area with rare animal/plant life and if they want more there are several areas within 5 miles. The pollution is no worse than where they are and I walk round our village saying hello to people around because we're pretty friendly even if they did move into the area less than 10 years ago (next village to my parents will still be referring to someone as an incomer after 25 years).

And they remark on it... and then they go back up north and have the same prejudice against the south by the time they're past Birmingham.

I think both areas have their good points and their bad points. There would be things I would miss if I went back there to live. There's things I miss about living there. But mostly they're pretty similar.

TheHiphopopotamus · 30/07/2017 11:48

I am not saying all Yorkshire people are mean bigots and racist, but that's what he trotted out as his excuse for meanness and nastiness. sorry Yorkshire, it put me off you for years.

Hmm

Good, we're not too keen on your sort in anyway (that's the sort who judges an entire county on the actions of one person).

x2boys · 30/07/2017 11:49

There's a wide range of Bolton accents though there are some people that have got for go fer places some sound just like Peter Kay and Paddy Mcguinees and some people have more generic northern accents

kaitlinktm · 30/07/2017 11:50

Still arfing about Salford being in the midlands Grin

LadyFairfaxSake · 30/07/2017 11:54

I'm Cornish, you're all Northeners to me.

eddiemairswife · 30/07/2017 12:02

I get annoyed by 'professional northerners' who go on about their roots, but choose to live in the 'soft south'. I mean you Michael Parkinson. Now that you're a pensioner you can sell your house on the Thames and move back to Barnsley.

AccrualIntentions · 30/07/2017 12:04

Still arfing about Salford being in the midlands

I can understand that line of thinking...Manchester is 150 miles south of Newcastle and there is hours of England left from Newcastle before you get up to Scotland. It's a lot closer to places like Birmingham than it is to Northumberland.

Queenioqueenio · 30/07/2017 12:07

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joangray38 · 30/07/2017 12:09

I used to vaguely know paddy mcguiness and he sounds exactly the same in real life

sweetbabboo · 30/07/2017 12:11

North Manc living in Bolton here. Can't say I identify the Professional Northerner thing at all, it's just how some people are.
I once got accused by someone living in Surrey, of putting on my 'Northerness' because I said butty. 🙄

BoneyBackJefferson · 30/07/2017 12:11

YABU, if you don't feel the same way about the southern comedians that do this

CurlsandCurves · 30/07/2017 12:20
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