Thread #6 The CFN look out upon Castle Doom and despair

[WhatIsThisWatt]

Thanks C8 for thread title!

We're on #6 folks.

Bouncy castle delivery happening tomorrow.

Ha!

Well I don't care what the law may or may not have to say.

Fair fucking play to her.

Rotties!!!!!*

Lovely - I'll bet they are as fat as butter like little roly-poly bundles of ferociousness-in-waiting.

Coincidentally, we met a lovely rottie bitch on one of our walks today - haven'y come across rotties for years, and now twice in one day.

• Found some exclamation marks in a box under the kitchen table. Lucky, eh?

Mind you, OP, would you like a lot of naked perverts with whips and stuff screaming in the garden when CFNs come back?

Does the pope shit in the woods? Pictures????

What type of bouncy castle is it Watttyy?

O M G!

👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻
A round of applause for your friend and more importantly 🍾🥂🍺🍸🍷🍹🥃 whatever her drink of choice is she needs a acronym now all I have is TNF -tape Ninja friend I'm sure we can do better than that though

OP,

For PPs imagining your beloved SpanishGrandma/ Abuela/ SpanGran as the legendary oops, forgot she was Cuban Margarita Pracatan...

Wattyyy that is some tape!!

C8 when you're less busy we need lots of kitten pics on the relevant board. She's gorgeous!

Been catching up on all your amazing threads, and I'm afraid it was the Shakespearian element that caught my eye: done you a quick prologue.

Two households both alike in enmity
In listed flats wherein we lay our scene
From ancient wall break through new entryway
To walled garden green they've o'erseen.
From forth the window feature of this place
A mass of smoking builders ventured out
Erected there a door within the space
Then halted at our hero's wounded shout.
The fearful passage of their building tools
Had filled her garden there with bricks and dust
With camera she recorded acts of fools
And told them that desist they surely must.
Then quickly did the planning team attend
And notice leave that CFNs must mend!

@Jedimum1

Spanish Gran is on the cast list and her paella pan and recipe are on the 'Partay!' list.

The Trello board is amazing!!! I'm snorting and giggling away to myself in bed

Excellent work!!

I'm in awe that my PARKLIFE takedown of newdaddie was mentioned on this thread

However, the true origin is here

www.buzzfeed.com/alanwhite/confidence-is-a-preference?utm_term=.plpD1rMPn#.odGoJdxbw

I'm working on the updates! You guys are prolific bastards. I've managed to recap as far as the end of the third thread. Pausing for a bourbon then wading back in! (This is the most fun I've had in weeks!)

Can people please check out the board, specifically the cast of characters and the List of Events, and let me know if I'm getting it right/remembering everything important? @C8H10N4O2 is doing a brilliant job of keeping up with all the pics posted of volunteer supporters, but I'm having to pick through a bunch of deleted updates so I'm struggling ever so slightly!

Good duct tape application!

That is some brilliant taping by awesome friend. Definitely deserves a few (more?) drinks for that one.

Nocoolnames

You are a worthy addition to the cultural splenditude that is this thread.|

Just as I thought it was safe to go to bed without any updates 🤣

The gorilla stuff is mighty altogether

Awesome taping skills!

Though get some more tape on standby in case they remove the glass units from the doors, step through the hole and remove the tape. But at least they can't ignore it like they have the notice from the planning dept.

Nocool are you a professor of English literature?
That is spectacularly good

Jeeeeeez!! No chance if sleep now!

Wattyyy your friends taping skills are awesome and to be commended but.....
Get her across the road to NSK Ken, they had such a connection last night . Surely you need more now anyway?!

@Slimthistime MiniCat is actually 12 yrs old - still springs around like tigger. This is her when she actually was a kit.

@nocoolnamesleft exactly what @SchadenfreudePersonified said!!!!!

Cheers m'love!!

Not wanting to poop on the party but please do be careful OP not to damage their property. You could be in trouble yourself if you do. Moral high ground all the way...

@Flowersinyourhair I'm thinking fuck it the doors will need to go anyways 🤣