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Thread #6 The CFN look out upon Castle Doom and despair

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WhatIsThisWatt · 29/07/2017 20:21

Thanks C8 for thread title!

We're on #6 folks.

Bouncy castle delivery happening tomorrow.

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WhatIsThisWatt · 30/07/2017 00:01

I'm going to zoom in and show you a pic of what she's done, it's so ridiculous I have to. Give me one minute 😂

OP posts:
SchadenfreudePersonified · 30/07/2017 00:04

Frostypop

Grin Grin Grin

MadamePomfrey · 30/07/2017 00:04

😂😂😂😂😂😂 in honour of ops friend

Thread #6 The CFN look out upon Castle Doom and despair
meercat23 · 30/07/2017 00:05

Have been following this thread avidly but just have to post to say that I think your friend is awesome. Smile

iknowimcoming · 30/07/2017 00:05

GrinGrinGrinGrin

GinWineBrewCake

sm40 · 30/07/2017 00:05

Been out tonight. Now catching up. In bed. dH going to sleep and I'm trying not to
Cry with laughter over potential span gran acronym!!
Is she coming over especially to deal with cfn or was she due a visit anyway???

Rossigigi · 30/07/2017 00:07

Oooooo a pic

Original poster
WhatIsThisWatt · 30/07/2017 00:08

She brought this

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ReanimatedSGB · 30/07/2017 00:09

I'm supposed to be going to a bondage sex party tomorrow but am actually tempted to cancel and sit at home reading this story instead.

Mind you, OP, would you like a lot of naked perverts with whips and stuff screaming in the garden when CFNs come back?

mummyofmoomoos · 30/07/2017 00:09

Is holding breath!

Rossigigi · 30/07/2017 00:09

Industrial size stuff good on her! We need a pick of the door now all
Taped up Grin

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WhatIsThisWatt · 30/07/2017 00:10

And did this ...

This pic is zoomed in on the door handles in case it looks weird Grin

Thread #6 The CFN look out upon Castle Doom and despair
OP posts:
Jg1 · 30/07/2017 00:10

I'm in bed now (2hrs ahead so, 02.10 here) I was intending to get an earlier night than last but niw I MUST wait for WATTYYYs photo!!
Again, got to be up at 6am so another crappy day tomoz for me but I just can't help myself!!!

MadamePomfrey · 30/07/2017 00:11

A quality choice well done wattyyys friend you can't scrimp when it comes to CFs!!

Scarpetta1982 · 30/07/2017 00:11

I am in awe of your friend right now Grin

Questioningeverything · 30/07/2017 00:11

I love your friend! Brilliant work

mummyofmoomoos · 30/07/2017 00:11

Bondage sex party? Some people have all the fun! Sigh...

C8H10N4O2 · 30/07/2017 00:11

We totally need a Cheeky Fuckery board

Its possible to create a related Series of CFN boards, could title them Classic Cheeky Fuckery... watches time drizzle down sink

A few more editors on the team??

FrostyPopThePenguinLord · 30/07/2017 00:11

Only worry would be as they are planning to replace the doors that the tape won't bother them from breaking the doors....at least you will hear it!

Lynnm63 · 30/07/2017 00:12

Gorilla tape as my dh would say 'proper stuff'.

Doesitgoto11 · 30/07/2017 00:12

Omg gorilla tape. As for the pic -

I am now wearing my wine having just spat it all over my lap

olebiscuitbarrel · 30/07/2017 00:12

OMG 🤣

Notinyournelly · 30/07/2017 00:12

Bloody brilliant. !!!!

Jedimum1 · 30/07/2017 00:13

OMG! Gorilla tape! 🤣
Your friend is awesome!

C8H10N4O2 thanks for the Trello thing, never heard of it and it's great! I couldn't find the Spanish Nana on the updates, is she there?

seedsofchange · 30/07/2017 00:13

OMFG! De lurking to show solidarity! Thank fuck I live so rural and have lots of OUR land around our house so CFN can't do as much shit as described here! Although, we do have to endure toxic farming pesticide /insecticide sprays on a weekly basis :( ) Still, nothing like OP has to endure Flowers OP