Thread #6 The CFN look out upon Castle Doom and despair

[WhatIsThisWatt]

Thanks C8 for thread title!

We're on #6 folks.

Bouncy castle delivery happening tomorrow.

Best thread ever!!! X

Miphound is reporting for duty! He will bring his squeaky tennis ball in case CFN appease while he's there - can send anyone insane in .03 seconds.

Live in SE and 3 folk in pol force. anything helps,

I have an 18yo dd who is Viking, as is her bf. He carries his weapons with him wherever he goes. How would you feel about having two fully kitted out Vikings guarding your garden. (PS they love cats and could bring some if you like. The cats won't play chess, but may play Hnefatafl instead as the bf has a set.)

Deluding to shamelessly placemats.

Flatulent St Bernard or FStB is adept at sleeping in front of closed doors and weighing around 8st takes a lot of effort to move if she doesn't want to.

Been on the magrat?

Turns out I have email notifications on to let me know of new posts. I can't get to my normal emails with how many pages of MN notifications I now have. Oops. 😂

Placemarking

Hilarious

FFS! Bloody autocorrect!
I've only had a small one @Cavemum!
Was meant to read 'Delurking to shamelessly placemark' need a top up, obviously not thinking right

That's brilliant, Spookle!

A nice self adhesive window mural such as this might be good...if you are stealth like about it maybe they will never notice...

I keep losing my place 😫 so can someone lovely please tell me what placemarking is (I'm guessing it's posting a reply) and how do I then find where I was again ??

Shameless Ginge will be happy to oblige.....

We're supposed to be going to a birthday party tomorrow, but I expect I could persuade 23 four and five year olds to relocate if you're close to Tiverton? 🤔

Can Margarita Pracatan play Abuela?

Omg yes! I'm crying with laughter now

🎷📣📯 (for the party and to see if using those new-fangled things actually works. And to bookmark of course.)

I'm sorry people but nothing will compare to the insane deadly gas produced by my whippet. I think it's probably too toxic even to be considered weapons grade, it's probably considered a war crime to even possess the damn dog! Unfortunately he lacks the stature and imposing nature of a St. Bernard or Great Dane but he produces easily enough gas for a pack of them.
We have had a grown adult that works in a sewage plant nearly vomit and say it's the worst thing he has ever smelled. He nearly killed the vet....all whilst looking like a pointy nosed angel.

I've finally caught up!

So much genius on these threads today I think my head is going to explode! You are all utterly fabulous especially our one and only OP WhatIsThisWatt.

@C8H10N4O2 Your board is just awesome! I wish I had a job creating things like that!

Too much win!

Mostly what WeeM said - but there HAVE TO be more naked people in in that picture, or else it's not quite just desserts.

Any still from GoT season 1 should do, really. Or, better yet, any of the Obeyn scenes from season four ...

In my defense: I've been out, may not be entirely sober as I type this ...

I have an elderly but seriously hostile horse who would happily take a colossal dump on their kitchen lino but we live in South ... Wales
Pp who lived in a listed house - did you pay the 10k per window?!?