Thread #6 The CFN look out upon Castle Doom and despair

[WhatIsThisWatt]

Thanks C8 for thread title!

We're on #6 folks.

Bouncy castle delivery happening tomorrow.

I've been over to speak to Ken/ Raj.

He was devastated.

I tried to console him by telling him they were CFN and it's not his fault.

We chatted while he was closing the shop and he's the nicest person I have ever met. I want him to be my grandpa. he's not old enough

Anyway he's on this. He asked me if I wanted him to ask his customers if they see anyone at THE FLAT on their way out and I told him, no, I don't want him to inconvenience people because of me 😂 I wanted to say yes please Ken that would be fabulous thanks

@winobaglady wash your mouth out madam!!!! Not ken/raj??? I won't hear of it!

I have a super licky Bichon frise? Any good?

We have a super-farty super-flatulent great dane. You are welcome to him.

It really is industrial-strength, weapons-grade methane.

^poster WhatIsThisWatt Sat 29-Jul-17 20:52:12
Oh goodness thanks singing I totally forgot to update you all that Spanish lovely amazing Grandma is arriving on Monday afternoon.^

Let's not acronym that...

C8
Thank you for your comprehensive addition of PARKLIFE!

You must be brilliant to work with.

Delurking just to say I told my mum all about this thread and she can't believe it either. She's decided if they can do that, then she's gonna build a gate to her ndn and steal his vegetables XD

How many is the most ever threads of one post on mum's net, excluding forums on specific topics like stately homes and just shagging?

alpha 😂😂😂

You know what every good bouncy castle party really needs? Sugar high kids armed with water pistols. And you can now get water bombs that fill up like 1000 in a minute by sticking this rubber thing on your tap. Just in case the cfns/builders do show up.

@alphajuliet123 I have just snorted my wine all over the cat 🤣🤣

I nominate Nitin Ganatra to play Ken/Raj in the CF film.

alphajuliet123 -

And @Thekitten I hope that's not a euphemism 😳

I was telling my letting agent all about this when I picked up the keys to the new pad earlier - she said she lives in a listed building and was going home to check there was no building works going on

I would have put my foot down but my mother wasn't bothered as she has another entrance to the side.

Affects the property value and saleability, though, Annie - does she realise this?

Spanish Lovely Amazing Grandma!

Can someone link the detective board thingy again? I can't find it in the old posts and it sounds amazing.

Am still thinking it's Sunday eve not Saturday eve
FFS

@ShadenfreudePersonified It was really just for me to track it whilst I did my weekend todo list. I have not touched the todo list and so I'm celebrating my dismal household failure with :)

If you want to join as an editor PM me.

Actually get some plain white wallpaper. Totally paper up their door so they can't see out of it. But write messages on their side first telling them how much they've fucked up!

Sidetracked by puppies

Puppies!!!!!!!!! *

What type of puppies not that it matters

• I think I've used up all of my exclamation marks. This has been a shocked-punctuation-expensive thread. If anyone has any going spare, they'd be gratefully received.

Cheers

Hoping CFNs come back tomorrow and have just been away for the weekend.

In Exeter with 2 and 4 year olds if they're needed, they love a good bouncy castle and are happy to help out!

How big is your garden? I have a really big 8 man tent I could bring we could have a Mumsnet party! (Not placemarking at all)

Schadenfreunde - I said that. They're odd flats. The bit that's been claimed has nothing to do with my mother's bit at all. They're almost like two separate buildings. I told her and it was up to her and the others to do something about it. I wouldn't have let it go.