CFN vanished, Spanish grandma, patio doors, I don't know what the hell to call this thread #5

[WhatIsThisWatt]

Hello everyone, new thread as requested. hopefully MNHQ could be so kind (as they already have been) to verify that I'm the OP from the original four threads?

Sorry again about the title NO IDEA WHAT IS GOING ON ANYMORE but I will try to keep you all updated. I'll probably not be back till the morning but THANKS for all the support and nice messages

Chink

Now that would be quite the twist

Morning all - still on tenderhooks tenterhooks here! Where is CFN?

Checking in, morning all

I've managed to customise mine for 500 entries on a page so that I do not have to flick through 'next' if it all moves on quickly
Saves the fingertips that way

'Mad' that breakfast looks lush! I don't mind if I do, thank you!

@newdaddie

"Can I stay and play in the secret thread?"

"And pretty please can I be Idris."

Em, nope, sorry - VERY STRONG OBJECTION to the beautiful Idris being cast this way - might I suggest that Danny D/Ross K remain, however, with a completely different voice? Maybe with David Beckham doing the voice-over?

I've been up since 5 this morning and still no update...

I went to bed at midnight and woke at 8.45 and there were 7 more pages ! I have a lovely meal out with dh planned today which is frankly just an inconvenience now...

Morning OP. Hope you are still in good spirits.

Iborgia love your work. Schadenfreude I see it set to music 'Mama Mia' style - we know that there's going to be a happy ending for our heroine so plenty of scope. 😁

I really want CFNs to come back, but am now very worried about Chink 's suggestion!

I also want to know what was up with Watt 's name change fiasco (nearly as much as I want CFNs to return)

I also want to know what the secret 'other place' is - but not sure I'm allowed to ask?!

Kids wanna go to the park again today

Stick them in a cupboard full of spiders diamonds.

The Thread is priority.

@Miserylovescompany2 how about A Joe pasquale voice-over?

Morning ladies! So has OP woken up to a new decking? Have the white van men returned?

Yes @gingergenious Joe Pasquale would be perfect

I'm two hours ahead in Crete, DH thought I was mad but I can only get wifi in reception - apparently people in my family want to sunbathe ! Do they not realise we have to stay in reception for updates !!

Hang on, I've missed a bit....Did the builders come back yesterday?????!!

I've given you an extra O - @gingergenius

gutter - there was some noise in the flat yesterday and then bags of rubble appeared outside the front door.
Doesn't appear to be the same builders though, and rubble isn't from garden

Personified exactly!

GutterStar

OP heard noises in CFNs house. When noise stopped she saw piles of dust sheets & buildingy type things outside CFNs front door so we presume Bodgit & Legit came back to clear up inside.......

Good morning everyone. Where is CFN ??

Morning, just checking in with the newest thread.

Any sign of CFN??

I definitely think the CFN are BTL landlords. Was the house sale done through auction. Is it too much to hope that the lovely Martin Roberts turns up with a HUTH camera crew to film the transformation?

Hang on, I've missed a bit....Did the builders come back yesterday?????!!

IIRC someone was there and what might have been dust sheets were seen outside CFN's front door.

Steppemum

How did I miss the bit about not the same builders?
How do we know this?
I thought I'd read it all live!