CFN vanished, Spanish grandma, patio doors, I don't know what the hell to call this thread #5

[WhatIsThisWatt]

Hello everyone, new thread as requested. hopefully MNHQ could be so kind (as they already have been) to verify that I'm the OP from the original four threads?

Sorry again about the title NO IDEA WHAT IS GOING ON ANYMORE but I will try to keep you all updated. I'll probably not be back till the morning but THANKS for all the support and nice messages

Can't wait for an update have they returned or have I missed something ....

Yes, friends came back from the shop, but didn't learn much. I think the post is towards the bottom of thread 4 under wattyyy's new username.

Oops, friend. Not friends.

It would be funny if the lady planner was a MNetter

Phew ..... I'm out of breath from running to catch up. But somewhere along the line I tripped over a link to the EKL thread which one of you carelessly left lying around.......

.... that's my weekend written off. See you all some time next week!!

would be funny if the lady planner was a MNetter

I choose to believe this is the case.

Got up at 6 and the first thing I did was check for updates and you swines had me crying with laughter so much so I couldn't drink my coffee or update my husband who was getting annoyed I couldn't speak for laughing. I'm worried he will get his own MN account to catch up

I'm more excited about this thread than picking up our new car later!

I'm not sure I should go to bed anymore, it seems I miss too much!

Ok so I've just caught up, and read that the lovely gentleman who runs the corner shop thinks he's seen a Chinese woman coming and going in house of CFN.
Well along with the fact MN have named CFN Julia, I can't help but just picture Julie the Chinese woman Ross Gellar dated in one of the earlier seasons of Friends.

So obviously now I'm imagining the CFN looking like Barry from Eastenders and Julie from Friends 😂

Hope all is well this morning OP. You seem to be taking this all very well.

Wake up OP!

obsessedwithCFNs You are amazing. Would it be possible for you to do post it note précis of all long running threads? I just want to know how you'd summarise WORKzilla

Also I missed the Idris Elba request but HA. No.

Hope you had a good night OP and don't have a sore wine head this morning!

Placemark....

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While we're all just hanging around does someone mind going through again how to highlight and/or skip to OP posts? I'm on the mobile site and the previous explanations haven't worked for me. I've got to go out today and need a rapid way to catch up when I get back!

Wakey wakey MnPeeps

The Chinese woman is an android like Anita from Humans. She does not understand the question (about listed building conditions).

Hope CFNs are early risers and are eager to get home this morning to check out their new patio doors. I can only pray...

Just adding another delightful garden ornament to the growing collection...(imagine her looking at you through fugly doors)

I was drawn into this by the mumsnet round up...little did I know that I'd still be reading an hour later, and that's only finding Wattyy's posts! Have a to do list a mile long...will be back to catch up.

Here's a caffeine pick me up too

I am watching horrible history songs on YouTube ATM but I think this thread needs a song, quite frankly

Putting my head on the block here but a big fat no to David Tennant being cast as anyone. He's far too drippy for my liking. And I say that as a fellow Scot!

Watt we all know this a serious situation you are dealing with and hope for the best possible resolution for you. But in the interim it's been comedy gold

Julie from Friends.