Spanish grandma en route and friend still in the shop thread #4

[Wattyyyy]

I can't believe this is the fourth thread.

To summarise: CFN have seemingly done a disappearing act, my friend is now OUTSIDE the shop but still talking to the shop owner man.

I'm waiting on the wine I can see in her hand.

@newdaddie how very entitled of you! 😂

@Spookle omg I just snorted very loudly at that raspberry ripple comment halfway through my favourite episode of Crazy Ex Girlfriend!!!

Not by me you weren't newdaddie!

No newdaddie I think it was the last thread you were told to fuck off on. But be a pet and fuck off on this one too.

Has your friend returned or is she MIA? I don't want to go up sleep in case I miss anything!

I'd say the shop keeper has taken the friend to see if Barry & Julie are the ones who refused to take the picture in the other thread - an identification

OP has your mate copped off with the shop owner??!

@Newmum102 same here!!

You need one of those cardboard cut outs of a policeman that are oft found in doorways of shops... pop that outside their new evil doors for amusement. Maybe shopkeeper man has one? Ask your friend!

Foxtrot

Maui refers to a bride to be who expected her entire wedding party guests (150+ I think) to be happy to shell out for her wedding in Maui. BECAUSE IT'S MAUI!!"

Mexican House Thief. Just Google it. It's a corker!!

newdaddie are you Barry?

@LakieLady that sounds perfect!

Still no sign of CFN?! I can't stand this for much longer! Come home!!

This is when I love living in America. It's only 4 here. Although too early for wine.

JediMum - the thing with the cheque thread(s) was that the cheque had already been cashed before the OP posted about the B&G said they wanted more - so or started to get on posters nerves that newcomers were obviously not RTFT.

The cancel the cheque thread was amazing.

But so are these!

Oh my goodness, totally picturing the grandma from Strictly Ballroom running to the airport screaming 'HIJOS DE PUTA!!!!'

When you realise it's Friday and the planning office will be closed until Monday for official updates

iheartpink Defo something to be proud of :) I was loving the conversation until I realised dp and his friends were getting too invested and I was worried they might come home to join in my mumsnet and vodka night 😂😂

Utter madness! I am so angry on your behalf! & we thought some of our neighbours were awful!

DH reckons five figures to reinstate the original window........... Hope they are minted.

DH reckons five figures to reinstate the original window........... Hope they are minted.