To tell my friend her business name is rubbish?

[NChappy]

She wants to call it Pasta Best. To me it sounds like her products are passed their best. Should I tell her before it is too late and she has started trading?

Op, please tell us what the business is! If she doing something clever with out of date food then I fear we gave judged her too harshly

Huh??

My favourite business name is Dog Food Dave.

Strapline: "So Much More Than Just Dogfood" - erm, maybe there's a reason people make assumptions . . .

Barter in your Garter

Take Stock in your Smock

Oops - completely wrong thread

Oops - completely wrong thread

Still better than OP's friend's effort though.

Bare Grillz is AMAZING.

Not pasta? What is it, then!?!

There is a business near me called Good Luck Driving School. This makes me rather nervous.

It's a very off putting name. You should definitely tell her

mrsovertheroad I've sent you a pm👍

When I was a headline writer, there was a condition called I've Got A Pun And I'm Going To Use It. That's why every story about parks in local newspapers has a headline about Park Life and every story about history is headlined A Hard Day's Knight. When there was no connection w with Blur, The Beatles or even music.
Sometimes when people spot a pun, they are so overwhelmed by how clever they are, they forget to check if the it makes sense.
That's what's happened here - please tell me the business is at least food related?

WTF?

This makes no sense! It made no sense when I thought her business was about Italian food ....why would she think Pasta Best is a good name unless she liked the pun of "past her best". Without seeing it as a pub, it's just like a cafe called Sandwich Good. And if she did see the pun then why would she use something so negative?

And now you say her business isn't even pasta?!?!

I need answers, my mind is boggled.

*pub = pun.

Autocorrect is confusing things by naming other types of businesses!

My fave business name was The Warm As Toast cafe. It's initials were very large and everyone referred to it as the twat cafe. It closed quite quickly though, don't know why

I saw an Impact Driving School once.

It's not a pasta related business? Well what is it? Have I missed something?

Tell her to call it Pasta Duchy on the Left Hand Side instead.

I'm so confused about it having nothing to do with pasta.

Well if it's not pasta related, then her Google search optimisation is gonna be utterly fucked isn't it? How the hell will people find her if they are looking for her type of service but she has a bloody stupid non-related name?

Curl Up & Dye

It's not pasta-related? WTAF?!

Pizza Resistance

Pizza De Acton (this works best if she's trading in Acton)