Shagzilla has now changed her name to Spamzilla!

[AllRoadsLeadBackToRadley]

Okaaaaay...I didn't think I'd have to start a new thread- but...

She's now saying that she and DH slept together a month ago- June 8th, to be exact!

I suppose this is an update thread, really. I am once agsin pissing myself at her antics.

I'm NOT laughing at infidelity- I've have a little bit of experience of this (first gf cheated on me, etc). I'm laughing because it's absolute bs! Not only do I have 100% trust in DH, but she plucked out of thin air the date that he took off work last month, to mainline the new season of OITNB!

But OMG, the details- she could write Mills and Boon!

(In case anyone is wondering, I forgot to block her from the email I use for work).

Sorry if this makes no sense.

Ignore, or witty comeback?

What a saga this is turning out to be...

I've been following this and I'm in awe with how well you're handling all of this craziness! I love that you're still laughing. She really is batshit though and behaved fucking awful throughout.
I would definitely print out every message and consider police advice as others have suggested. Why should you have to put up with this utter fuckery? You sound truly awesome.

She is batshit op!

just

Also curious to know where her 5 kids were when this was going on. And are you going to clarify the date OP? 2 posters have said OITNB started the 9th not the 8th.

And are you going to clarify the date OP? 2 posters have said OITNB started the 9th not the 8th.

OP has said twice that it was a typo.

So sorry- I was up all night posting on another thread, and I fell asleep.

Of course you're all totally right. I'm glad I can laugh- it may have got me down otherwise- but it's getting beyond Cheekyfuckerism now.

I have someone popping by to see me today from the police, so will mention it then and ask for advice.

Actually, thank god I didn't sleep through that! 😅

I didn't read that the typo referred to the date actually. Just that OP makes typos. But that's fine, so stupid idiot Spamzilla really doesn't have a leg to stand on.

FITH.... (FUCKED IN THE HEAD)
I hope the police go around and scare the malicious bitch. I suspect she's going to keep escalating until somebody does. Have your mutual friends said anything to her???

Have you replied to that message? She is bat shit crazy!

I would be tempted to reply along the lines of " WOW that's impressive ! Dh was next to me all night and I didn't even notice you !
Are you a ninja shagzilla ?" 😂😂😂

But it all seriousness she sounds completely deluded so I would steer clear x

Utterly batshit!

You declined to babysit her FIVE kids at your OWN birthday party denying her a shagfest with her partner - a man so amazing that her lack of ability to offload the kids for said shagfest puts their relationship in peril - so now she's been sleeping with your husband too!

She's got some serious problems.

Did she pay your husband for babysitting or was slinging it up her payment enough?

You're well rid.

I wasn't expecting so see this thread who am I kidding, of course I was.

She really knows how to take batshit, add some serious cray-cray, a dollop of glue and an unhealthy dose of desperation in order to outdo most of her fellow batshitters.

Glad you're laughing, Radley. I'd like to think she is reading your threads and how unaffected you are by her antics and getting redder by the second. Steam coming out of her ears and everything.

God, will this woman ever give up?!

placemarking, not even sorry 😐

Was going to say that you should have told her that your husband can't have been shagging her as you were both babysitting at the time.

Holy fuck she is a complete and utter crazy cuntflap this woman isn't she!!

Wow, just wow. She sounds desperate. Be careful you'll find that one of your DC is really hers and she handed them over because she felt sorry for you!

Perhaps you could screenshot the message saying "I shagged your DH on June 9th" to the guy she's in a relationship with?
You know, the relationship you jeopardised by not babysitting her kids for her?

I'm sure I'd want to know if my partner had been lying about cheating on me

Obviously I meant and forward it

Wtf did I just read? You ex mate sounds like a peach! How have you not seen how crazy she was before?
Personally I wouldn't dignify any of it with a response and if she carries on just ignore ignore ignore

Loopfruit to a new level!

You keep giggling lass. Allow yourself to be angry, but then definitely back to the giggling.

Hope the police can get her back in her box.

You're doing well to be so relaxed about this - I'm a bit scared for you. Please tell your children to avoid her if she tries to approach them. I'm an ex-Stafford girl with a bunch of Stokie relatives - I hope she isn't one of them!!

Most of my mates are nice and normal but every now and again I come across a totally WTF human that reminds me just how bonkers people can be.

She sounds like one of those people.