Shagzilla has now changed her name to Spamzilla!

[AllRoadsLeadBackToRadley]

Okaaaaay...I didn't think I'd have to start a new thread- but...

She's now saying that she and DH slept together a month ago- June 8th, to be exact!

I suppose this is an update thread, really. I am once agsin pissing myself at her antics.

I'm NOT laughing at infidelity- I've have a little bit of experience of this (first gf cheated on me, etc). I'm laughing because it's absolute bs! Not only do I have 100% trust in DH, but she plucked out of thin air the date that he took off work last month, to mainline the new season of OITNB!

But OMG, the details- she could write Mills and Boon!

(In case anyone is wondering, I forgot to block her from the email I use for work).

Sorry if this makes no sense.

Ignore, or witty comeback?

Radley she's batshit. Batshit.

Were there "sideways glances", "throbbing members", "heaving bosoms"etc? Is your DH a sheikh? Or a cowboy? (The cowboy ones make me laugh the most ).

I repeat, she's batshit.

AS mentioned upthread

OITNB was released in Friday June 9th 2017

Yup. And my typos are legendary at the best of times. Tom Wanks anyone? I once called someone Tosspot because of Stupid Autocorrect too. Well, I call a lot of people tosspots- but his name wasn't tosspot...it was Thomas! 💩

Interesting that she went to the trouble of making up a specific date that this happened on. Based on that timing (and her nuttiness!), I half suspect she might be leading up to, "Just found out I'm pregnant - and he's the father!"

She'd have a bloody job!

She's totally fucking batshit

Wanna know the details!! Did she "take him seductively in her mouth, her fingers teasing his manhood with delicate strokes until he shuddered and released his passion"?

Sorry, we probably shouldn't joke cos she sounds genuinely unpleasant and unhinged. But if she's giving you some good fiction (or bad, actually - Mills & Boon don't seem fussy) you should tell her "Girl, you should write a book!"

She really is the gift that keeps on giving.

If you've kept all her nasty emails and texts it might be worth taking them along to the police and asking if they'd have a word with her now. Because she's gone past the "general nuisance" stage and is well into the "batshit crazy and almost stalkerish", I think.

Good for you, Radley, for being your usual positive self in the face of all this nonsense. I do hope she just leaves you alone now, but I bet she won't.

I can't believe she is still going!!

It's getting too far now

I think i'd have to send her one final message telling her i'll be contacting the police if she continues

She's not right is she ?!

Shagzilla has opened a can of bat shit and is sharing with the world. It's getting to the point of hatred meant now isn't it?

Hatred is probably correctly by my autocorrect changed it for harassment

Stupid thumbs

Good grief, she's just a lunatic. Also, presumably on June 8 she was seeing the shag she was named Shagzilla for? Where does he fit into proceedings?

or should I be scared to ask?

She is the gift that keeps on giving.

In all honestly I am thinking why haven't you informed the police, because there is crazy and there is batsht crazy and with the serious accusations she is accusing you off, I think the law needs t have a serious word with her!

"Won't somebody think of the toilet cleaner?!" Had I pearls I would clutch them. In the context a red bracelet might be more appropriate, but I don't have one of those either...

You've prolly had a lucky escape from her dramatic descent into wannarexia/fauxlimia & wanting you to be Ana Buddiezzz 4 Lyf. Can you crochet thinspo?

Also "just throw it up"?! No appreciation for what bulimics do, has she? (And no understanding of calories absorbed despite; and massive risks involved in, purging ) Using markers, getting textures right, drinking enough water during - as for the hands-free bulimics, I am in awe. (I know, I know. But... )

She sounds very single white female. What a complete and utter bitch!

Reminds me a bit of someone I used to have in my life - she had 3 kids, a piss taking BF who used to come down to see her at weekends, only because she'd buy him crates of beer, and she was forever borrowing money off me to buy said beer and keep her in her 20 day fag habit. I admit she always used to pay me back when she said she would, but one weekend I wasn't around to drop money off to her, and wasn't going to change my plans to get it to her, so didn't reply to her text. See her near the school gates on the Monday going pick DS up, said hello, she went fucking beserk, shouting that her kids hadn't had any dinner the night before because I wouldn't lend her any money, but not to worry about it. I'm afraid I might have bit a bit because I shouted back "they would have if you hadn't bought your boyfriend a crate of beer and 100 fags. What a fucking cheek you've got!" She NEVE asked to borrow money after that, and after even more outrageous stunts on her behalf I cut her out (6 year ago, it's been bliss. But a word of warning OP, it can take years for these fuckers to realise you're not going to give any more, they will keep coming back, even when they've said the most outrageous stuff about you to others).

These people have more fucking front than Blackpool!

"Christ on a bike. Doing Wheelies."

^^ I am sooooo nicking this.

I echo PPs suggesting the police might need to get involved now. This has gone too far, and I worry how much further it will.

May or may not be running a bit late taking my DN too school because I read all of your last thread and this.

Plausible reason for being a few minutes later catching up on a number thread isn't it

Should ask her where her 5 kids were when this happened. ....

Wow , just wow
Do what Magpie said

Shes the roaster that just keeps on giving... 😂😂

These things can be quite quick you know

I wouldn't know

V early childhood memories of Rod Hull & his somewhat sinister antics?

One of my most treasured memories is of the Michael Parkinson show, where after That Bird had been a complete and utter twat to the other guests, Muhammed Ali, grabbed Emu by the throat, and said to him, nose to beak as it were, "If you grab me again, I'm going to break his () arm." and then let go.

RH and E were very well behaved for the rest of the show.

Happy Days!

OITNB

Can someone tell me which show this is? I hoped it would become clear as I read the thread, but it hasn't . . .