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A friend of mine had a cousin who happened to also be a cousin of Jim Kerr from Simple Minds. Although my friend was not actually related to Jim Kerr she referred to him as her half cousin. Another friend used to boast that she and Simon Le Bon were at school together, they did indeed go to the same school but not at the same time. Anyone else got any vague claims to fame?

My dad was at school with Annette Crosbie- her off One Foot in the Grave.

A school friend's mother was in the same class as Thatcher and couldn't stand her .

I know a lot of Cheryl Cole's nephews and nieces.

I had a friend at uni whose 2nd cousin is Robert Lindsay.

I went to the same junior school as Bobby Moore, and at secondary school know the girlfriend of one of Depeche Mode.

When we were selling our last house, one of the viewers was (or had been) a baddie in Coronation Street.

Dean Friedman follows me on twitter. Even though I never say anything remotely interesting there.

My friends used to share a house with Stephanie Beacham's daughter

pigletpie - if it was the younger daughter, she was a few years below me at school, as was Rosamund Pike.

I'm from Louis walshes home town still live here

My mum was engaged to a now well known MP. She called off the engagement because she found him boring.

Simon Cowell's cousin was a customer in a shop I used to work in

I sat beside Bernard Butler (Suede guitarist) in primary school 35 years ago!

My cousin's neighbour's son is Paul Gambaccini's husband

@DSHathawayGivesMeFannyGallops

The SIL of Giles Coren is the wife of Alexander Armstrong! (I only know that because having heard the connections I am so of their family gatherings, with both Corens & David Mitchell!)

My DP is a driving instructor. He taught the brother of an Arctic Monkey to drive.

Ohhh I have one! A clients cousin is Jamie Dornan

And my dad did work for Steven Gerrards uncle

I went to the same school as Allen Carr. But not at the same time

Pre DH I shagged went out with the brother of the lead guitarist from Del Amitri.

My second cousin's druggy twat of a boyfriend was the woman from Transvision Vamp's ex.

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My ex's dad's wife's brother's best friend is Russel Howard

I failed to notice Russell Howard walking past when visiting DS1 in Bath

I once knew a girl whose stepmum's mum was best friends with Orlando Bloom's mum