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Help me with a "Hell no!" reply, please.

999 replies

AllRoadsLeadBackToRadley · 06/07/2017 19:55

Seriously- someone left the gate open at Cheeky Fuckerland this week!

It's my birthday in 9 days. (Actually, it's my bday on Monday- but I'm celebrating in 9 days). I don't usually do anything, but it seems like an absolute age since we all got together, so I've organized a curry night at home. A few mates and their kids, music, etc.

I've got a whatsapp group (lazy, couldn't be arsed to send the same text 170 times😂), which the girl in question is a part of. It's been a bit of a riot on there (people suggesting silly themes, etc, all good fun). She hasn't said a word on it.

She pinged me privately and said "my five are excited about next Saturday- they love Aunty Radley's cooking", etc, etc. And then the clanger (I think)

"What time is (my DH) picking them up? It'll have to be before 3 because I've arranged to go out".

Um...HUH?

I said she must have got her wires crossed- she was invited WITH the DC, and I've askrd everyone to arrive at about 5.30-6! (This is why I mentioned the Whatsapp group btw- these details have been mentioned several times on there, with people joking that they'd be arriving by private jet 😂).

Answer: "They'll be fine coming to yours early. I'll bang their sleeping bags in the boot and DH can drop them off about 3pm on Sunday".

I haven't replied.

I don't want to be responsible for five other kids without their parent there! We have no room for them to sleep over either! My DC share a room in a two bedroomed apartment. It'll be a squeeze getting everyone in on Saturday night, but that's always part of the fun.

In a nutshell:

Am I being selfish? I want to let my hair down as much as I can that night- anyone who's read my other active thread will know it's been a stressful month, and I need it!

If IANBU, please help me craft a reply.

If IABU and completely selfish, help me somehow work out a sleepover arrangement? How practical is it to squeeze 7 kids into one roome? (DB will be sleeping over in the lounge, and he snores like a lawnmower on acid, so impossible to share a room with, much as I love him)

?????

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acatcalledjohn · 06/07/2017 20:38

Excellent response OP!

I would put money on her response being something along the lines of how she's supposed to go on her night out now that she doesn't have the child care you promised...

WORKzilla must have another three kids stashed away somewhere

TheSnorkMaidenReturns · 06/07/2017 20:38

Some people are completely bonkers. Why on earth would you want to look after five extra kids on your birthday?

Mulberry72 · 06/07/2017 20:38

Cheeky cow! Great reply OP!

Questioningeverything · 06/07/2017 20:39

Lovely. Another cheeky fucker thread. Thanks op, watching with interest

TheAntiBoop · 06/07/2017 20:39

It will be totally ops fault that she can't go out now

These people have such thick hides

DownstairsMixUp · 06/07/2017 20:40

Read all the way to the bottom and still dont know if the op has even replied!

KimKardashiansArse · 06/07/2017 20:40

Cheeky motherfucker. Well done for telling her to do one.

CrazyDuchess · 06/07/2017 20:40

You've only been in contact this year.... How long were you "separated"? I am Shock at some of these threads lately

gingerchampion · 06/07/2017 20:41

Has she struggled to find childcare for her kids during the summer and is off to Disneyland in October??? So many freaky ably entitled people....must be the hot weather!

NotTheDuchessOfCambridge · 06/07/2017 20:41

I can't believe she would assume that you'd have them overnight!! Cheeky cow!

RedGrapeCornSnake · 06/07/2017 20:41

Nice reply OP, here's hoping she's gracious in defeat. At least she's expecting your DH to collect them - rather than just appearing on your doorstep.
On another note, 5 kids and she expects to be able to drop them all off together with the same person? For a sleepover?

GreenTulips · 06/07/2017 20:42

LOL - best think since WORKzilla - it may be the same cheeky fucker

CalmItKermitt · 06/07/2017 20:42

😮😮😮😮

honeysucklejasmine · 06/07/2017 20:44

Wtf?! How could she think that's ok?!

walkinganhouraday · 06/07/2017 20:44

I feel like I know this woman with 5dc. Are you in South Wales op?

AdalindSchade · 06/07/2017 20:45

downstairs you need to highlight the op's posts in a specific colour

CeeCeeEnnEss · 06/07/2017 20:46

Wow. Just wow. Good response OP!

NoncommittalToSparkleMotion · 06/07/2017 20:46

Good response OP!

She must have completely misunderstood or is just serious chancer.

GeekyWombat · 06/07/2017 20:47

Great reply although as a side point does your DH drive a minibus? Or would CF be happy with one in the boot?!

AprilShowers16 · 06/07/2017 20:48

Great reply. Here for the reply Grin

Itsnotwhatitseems · 06/07/2017 20:48

I am gobsmacked! this reminds me of when I broke my leg and had a bad reaction to the pain killers, my ex dp's sister offerred to look after my 3 kids, but ended up dropping her 3 of at mine and going swimming, so I ended up incapacitated with 6 children to look after! Some people are so selfish!

Fruitcocktail6 · 06/07/2017 20:48

Good response but for me it's too polite! I've never actually met anyone as cheeky as I read about on MN.

LellyMcKelly · 06/07/2017 20:49

You know what's extra annoying - it's not just that she wants you to babysit, but that she's sacking off YOUR party without so much as an apology in order to go somewhere else. That's Cheeky Fuckerland cubed.

ZenNudist · 06/07/2017 20:50

Loving this. Hope it's real. Interested in reply.

Blippity · 06/07/2017 20:51

Placemarking...

Tis the season for nutcases tra la lala la la la la laaaaaaa...

Funny how these people are generally too busy to reciprocate the massive exorbitant favours they put on others...

I would reply 'It's my birthday? Why would I want to babysit someone else's children AND overnight??? They are your responsibility, not mine. Please find your free childcare elsewhere. A real mate would not dream of expecting a friend to do this!'