To want the thread police..

[SmileEachDay]

To fuck OFF.

Many examples recently of people appointing themselves thread curator and being rude, annoying and pointy finger ish to other posters who disagree with them.

It annoys me more than it should.

Cloppy

I'm fairly slim but don't wear cardigans. I'd definitely have "I think you're a wanker' written all over my face after typing it too 😜

Wotcha KS

I never bother with 'Lighthearted' threads. You just know they're going to be shit.

As any Mnetter worth their salt knows, the only permissible come-back is 'I think you're confusing me with someone who gives a fuck about your opinion'

Oh, nice police work, there sailaway

And a "stealth boast" for the bingo card.

Double whammy.

We just need a post from OliviaMumsnet reminding us that this is a supportive place and peace and love.

Or an ""

What I meant is a polite notice on this Internal Affairs thread from the real thread police

OMG I've been talking to myself for the last 5 minutes.

Just swinging by to check this definitely isn't a thread about a thread in any way at all. Let's keep it nice and general. It's been a long day and my banhammer arm is weary. Thanks, lads.

No, it's lighthearted Iona.

I read your muckspreading thread Sparkling. I love the country smells. Thread police not so much. Miserable fuckers.

That's like magic Raspberry
It wasn't Olivia but good call all the same.

Are you on glue, Raspberry?

I just wanted to go and police a thread, but I stopped myself.

Ahem.

I never bold.

How am I supposed to know if you're a twit or quoting one, then?

It's lighthearted for sure.

It's not (lighthearted) though.

"OMG I've been talking to myself for the last 5 minutes"

No, no raspberry we've all been paying close attention to everything you've been saying

I clearly have leverage.

(Haha, nicemadam it's well about turn glue was mentioned.)

I bold the NN or maybe a sentence.. I can't be fussed with C&P chunks of other people's posts then picking them to bits.

Thanks, lads.

Lads

Fair enough Iona.

😂

More like lightheaded.

I can't be fussed with C&P chunks of other people's posts then picking them to bits.

When I do that I end up offending the wrong pp. I'm only for offending the right poster.

S'alright KS I have enough cuppage for both of us (34G)...