To want the thread police..

[SmileEachDay]

To fuck OFF.

Many examples recently of people appointing themselves thread curator and being rude, annoying and pointy finger ish to other posters who disagree with them.

It annoys me more than it should.

Surely a thread curator can only hang out in Zombie threads like a museum curator.

Is it more of a thread 'caretaker'?

I don't know what a PARD IS!

please tell me.

YANBU - there is always one who thinks they own the thread, MN and then the entire internet.

Ignore them.

Or a 'thread concierge' who you have to report to before posting?

Anyone want a rolo mousse? Only 80 calories of disappointment.

Go no contact, anyone?
That's the answer to anyone awkward you come across, I think ...

More importantly navy what do Thread Curators wear...

I'm thinking some sort of beige, polyester tabard and orthopeadic shoes...?

PARD=Polite And Reasonable Discussion

Family or otherwise.

Yeah, caretaker might be more accurate.

Or groundsperson?

Or possibly security guard.

RaspberryBeretHoopla

I decided to post the IA comments and then RTFT. That's the way to do it. Because nobody will have said anything interesting before me. And that's a fact.

I'm just going to perch myself here for the inevitable MNHQ comment.

I like concierge

Oh no Katie you want a Waitrose individual Black Forest Trifle. Though could be worse you could be eating one of the Jaffa Cake desserts.

Mmmmm

Tiny desserts.

Concierge is a French term. If you're Brexiting, do it properly.

Fair point Lweji

I do Sparkling, but Waitrose is a 40 min drive away, I have post holiday D&V and the Rolo Mousse of disappointment is all I have

I will go and read the drunk husband thread and post on it.I'm always right about everything so there will be no need for anyone else to post on it

'Thread Receptionist'? Fixed smile and robotic in nature?

I expect I'm one of them

I'm always suggesting people read the thread

Not

That's not policing! That's encouraging research.

Thread bouncer?

I've got it.

Thread Parking Enforcement Officer.