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To want the thread police..

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SmileEachDay · 24/06/2017 16:43

To fuck OFF.

Many examples recently of people appointing themselves thread curator and being rude, annoying and pointy finger ish to other posters who disagree with them.

It annoys me more than it should.

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SmileEachDay · 26/06/2017 21:48

You should make them act it out.

One of my classes say I have a "drama face" as in "oh god, Miss has got her drama face on, she's going to make us do acting" Grin

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Highalert · 26/06/2017 21:50

We have nearly filled this thread up with policing.

YesMadamDeputySpeaker · 26/06/2017 21:53

I love that Grin I think I only have a 'neutral and slightly moody' face and a 'severe bollocking is about to happen' face.

Well there are definitely drama faces all round in Drunken Hubz. I fear the lesson would end in half the class rolling around the floor wailing and the other half screaming their heads off.

SmileEachDay · 26/06/2017 21:55

With NOT policing, High. I believe that was the original premise?

Yeah, I do a good line in massively scary lowered voice.

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Highalert · 26/06/2017 21:56

The next thread needs to be called Drunken Hubz.

SmileEachDay · 26/06/2017 21:58

You don't think that is a tad TAATish??

Grin
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Highalert · 26/06/2017 21:59

Possibly Grin

YesMadamDeputySpeaker · 26/06/2017 21:59

Oooooh! I have a voice that projects very well, which is perfect for assemblies. Not so perfect for trying to soothe an upset pupil.

Sparklingbrook · 26/06/2017 22:03

OMG are we going to have long running multiple clique threads that nobody else understands? I have never been in one of those before.

RaspberryBeretHoopla · 26/06/2017 22:06

Oh such a nice thread.

A Well behaved 15 year old

Screaming twin 6 year olds

And I am completely shocked at the 2nd tent for poopy tent. I knew a lot went on but why have my friends never told me about their poopy tents? Hmm

YesMadamDeputySpeaker · 26/06/2017 22:10

I've never been in a cliquey thread either before. I quite like the idea of it. Makes me feel special Halo

Raspberry let's not forget:

Glasto coverage to rival the Beeb's

International sheep rescuing

Navy's hubz dancing with her daschund

RaspberryBeretHoopla · 26/06/2017 22:10

I am taking bets that who among us police folk here knew that a music teacher would come along and be insulted on the Questionable Teen/Music thread?

Well I did.

And if I were a drunk husband I would totally take offence at the drunk husband thread.

RaspberryBeretHoopla · 26/06/2017 22:12

Awww, I luffs the danching daschund.

SmileEachDay · 26/06/2017 22:12

😂 Madam

Multiple clique thread?

Ohhh...I don't know. This is meant to be a welcoming egalitarian non police state style thing.

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RaspberryBeretHoopla · 26/06/2017 22:12

*dancing

Highalert · 26/06/2017 22:13

I can't tear myself away from the drunken hubz thread.

Sparklingbrook · 26/06/2017 22:14

What was the long running cliquey thread where people use to post things like

YesMadamDeputySpeaker · 26/06/2017 22:15

I luffs my own daschunds, even if they can't dance Sad

SmileEachDay · 26/06/2017 22:15

I think I remember that Sparkling...

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YesMadamDeputySpeaker · 26/06/2017 22:17

I'm quite offended that my mention of my fluffy red handcuffs on the drunken hubz thread hasn't got any attention whatsoever. I thought that would defuse the tension. I really did.

always does the trick when I'm fighting with DH

RaspberryBeretHoopla · 26/06/2017 22:17

If I were a betting person and had a bet on "new threads that were least likely to make it to 1,000 posts" this one would have been on it.

But look! We are still here!

Highalert · 26/06/2017 22:18

Was it the Wolefs?

RaspberryBeretHoopla · 26/06/2017 22:18

Ok, will try drunk Hubz again.

SmileEachDay · 26/06/2017 22:19

I know, Raspberry! I'm quite Shock

I liked your handcuffs Madam, although the fluffs a bit tickley.

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YesMadamDeputySpeaker · 26/06/2017 22:23

Why thank you Smile. They're also a bit on the small side, and the key's gone missing. Perhaps time for a little spin to Ann Summers Grin

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